Roses Are Free Chords by Ween

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[Gm] Take a piece of pencil [Fm] and put it on the [Eb] tree. _ _ _ _ _
Cut [Gm] a slab of melon and [Cm] pretend [Ab] that you still love [Eb] me. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] Carve out a pumpkin and [Fm] rely on your [Eb] destiny. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] Get in your car and cruise [Fm] the land of the [Cm] brave and [Eb] free. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] Don't forget [Gm] to understand [Ab] exactly what [A] you put on the [Gm] tree.
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_ [F] Don't [Gm] believe the florist [Ab] when he tells you that [A] the roses are [Bb] free.
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Take a wrinkled raisin [Cm] and [Fm] do with it what [Eb] you will. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] Push it into third [Fm] if you know you're gonna climb [Eb] a hill. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] Eat plenty [Gm] of lasagna [Fm] till you know that you've had your [Eb] fill. _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] [Eb] Resist all the urges [Fm] that make you wanna go out [Eb] and kill. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] Don't [Gm] forget to [Ab] understand exactly [A] what you put on [Gm] the tree. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [F] Don't [Gm] believe the florist [Ab] when he tells you [A] that the roses [Gm] are free.
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_ _ Throw the pumpkin [C] at the [Gm] tree.
[Fm] _ [Eb] Unless you think that pumpkin holds a destiny.
[Cm] _ [Bb] _ Cast it off [Cm] into the sea. _
[Fm] _ [Eb] Think that the time can appear in vain.
_ _ [Bb] Throw the pumpkin [Ab] at the tree.
_ [Eb] Unless you think that pumpkin holds a destiny.
_ [Bb] _ Cast it off [Cm] into the [Bb] sea.
[Fm] _ [Eb] Think that the time can appear in vain.
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