Piss Up A Rope Chords by Ween
Tempo:
67 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
B
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [D] [G]
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV And if you ever wondered what it's like to
be me [G] She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D] Yells at my buddies and insults my [G] foes I'm breaking my back doing the best that
I can [C] She's got the time for the dog and none for
her [G] man And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope
So hit the fucking road and pass [G] up a rope You can pass up [B] a rope and [C] you can put on
your shoes If the road [G] gets trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
[G] Thoughts suck to ride my ass like a horse and a [C] saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And I [D] can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
[C] You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle [G] For the last six months I've been packing
your bag You [D] can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till [A] my balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent
milk And I'm no [D] dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fucking [G] road and piss up a rope You can piss [B] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and [C] a saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And [D] I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope [C]
[G] [D]
[G] [C]
[D]
[G] You can piss [A] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
Pack [G] your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
Now [C] you're up shit street with a turd for [G] a paddle
[D] And I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets [G] trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck [G] to ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit street with a turd for a paddle
[G] And I can't [D] cope, I'll piss up a rope
My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV And if you ever wondered what it's like to
be me [G] She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D] Yells at my buddies and insults my [G] foes I'm breaking my back doing the best that
I can [C] She's got the time for the dog and none for
her [G] man And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope
So hit the fucking road and pass [G] up a rope You can pass up [B] a rope and [C] you can put on
your shoes If the road [G] gets trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
[G] Thoughts suck to ride my ass like a horse and a [C] saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And I [D] can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
[C] You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle [G] For the last six months I've been packing
your bag You [D] can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till [A] my balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent
milk And I'm no [D] dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fucking [G] road and piss up a rope You can piss [B] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and [C] a saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And [D] I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope [C]
[G] [D]
[G] [C]
[D]
[G] You can piss [A] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
Pack [G] your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
Now [C] you're up shit street with a turd for [G] a paddle
[D] And I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets [G] trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck [G] to ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit street with a turd for a paddle
[G] And I can't [D] cope, I'll piss up a rope
Key:
G
D
C
B
A
G
D
C
_ _ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV And if you ever wondered what it's like to
be me [G] She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D] Yells at my buddies and insults my [G] foes I'm breaking my back doing the best that
I can [C] She's got the time for the dog and none for
her [G] man And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope
So hit the fucking road and pass [G] up a rope You can pass up [B] a rope and [C] you can put on
your shoes If the road [G] gets trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
[G] Thoughts suck to ride my ass like a horse and a [C] saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And I [D] can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope _ You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
[C] You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle [G] For the last six months I've been packing
your bag You [D] can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till [A] my balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent
milk And I'm no [D] dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fucking [G] road and piss up a rope You can piss [B] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and [C] a saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And [D] I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] You can piss [A] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
Pack [G] your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
Now [C] you're up shit street with a turd for [G] a paddle
[D] And I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets [G] trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck [G] to ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit street with a turd for a paddle
[G] And I can't [D] cope, I'll piss up a rope _
_ My dinner's on fire while she watches [C] TV And if you ever wondered what it's like to
be me [G] She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
[D] Yells at my buddies and insults my [G] foes I'm breaking my back doing the best that
I can [C] She's got the time for the dog and none for
her [G] man And I'm no dope, [D] but I can't cope
So hit the fucking road and pass [G] up a rope You can pass up [B] a rope and [C] you can put on
your shoes If the road [G] gets trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
[G] Thoughts suck to ride my ass like a horse and a [C] saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And I [D] can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope _ You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
[C] You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle [G] For the last six months I've been packing
your bag You [D] can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till [A] my balls feel smooth and soft like [C] silk I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent
milk And I'm no [D] dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fucking [G] road and piss up a rope You can piss [B] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
[G] Pack your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and [C] a saddle
Now you're up shit street with a turd for a [G] paddle
And [D] I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] You can piss [A] up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets trunky
Pack [G] your bag, I don't need the egg [D] On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck to [G] ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
Now [C] you're up shit street with a turd for [G] a paddle
[D] And I can't cope, I'll [G] piss up a rope You can piss up a rope [C] and you can put on
your shoes If the road gets [G] trunky
Pack your bag, I don't need the [D] egg On your knees you big booty bitch
Thoughts suck [G] to ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
[C] Now you're up shit street with a turd for a paddle
[G] And I can't [D] cope, I'll piss up a rope _