Chords for Waving My Dick in the Wind

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I'm waving my dick [F#m] in the wind. _
[A] I'm waving my dick in the wind. _
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight.
[E] I'm waving [F] my dick [A] in the wind. _
I'm lost in the sauce [F#m] once again. _
[A] I'm lost in the sauce [F#m] once again. _
[A] If I make it through the night, [D] everything will be alright.
[E] I'm lost [F] in the sauce [A] once again. _
[F#m] It's been 97 days since I laid my head beside you.
And a million miles highway [A] in between. _
[F#m] There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me.
[E] And that pig's [D] a pretty mean [C#m] bastard.
_ You [A] should have seen old Jimmy [F#m] Wilson dance.
You [A] should have seen old Jimmy [F#m] Wilson dance. _ _
[A] Give that boy a [F#m] dime and you could have a chance.
[E] It's the [F] old Jimmy [A] Wilson dance. _ _
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[E] I [F] _ _ [A] got _ _
[F#m] a real good feeling about old Jimmy Wilson.
Sure enough, he's got [A] what it takes. _ _
[F#m] Do another number for me, please, old Jimmy.
[E] _ Cause [D] you're a real good [C#m] dancer.
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