Numb As A Statue Chords by Warren Zevon

Let's do another bad one then, because I like it when the blood drains from Dave's face.
[Bb] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] I'm numb [C] [F] as a statue.
I may have [Bb] to beg, [C] [Dm] borrow, or steal.
_ _ [Bb] Some [C] feelings [F] from you, _ _ [Bb] so I can have [C] some [F] feelings too.
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[C] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] I'm pale [C] [F] as a ghost.
_ [Gm] You know [Dm] what I love [Bb] about you.
_ _ [Dm] That's [C] what I [F] need the most.
I'm [Bb] gonna [C] beg, [F] borrow, or steal.
_ [Bb] Some [C] feelings [F] from you.
I'm [Bb] gonna [C] beg, borrow, [Dm] or steal.
_ So I can [C] have some [F] feelings more.
_ I don't care [G] if it's superficial.
_ [Bb] You don't have to dig down [F] deep.
_ Just bring enough [G] for the ritual.
_ _ [Bb] Get here before [C] I fall _ [D] asleep.
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
[C] Ain't [F] nothing special _ [Bb] when the [C] person needs [F] the best.
_ _ [Bb] I'm always taking [C] [Dm] care of business.
[D] _ [Bb] I paid [C] my [F] first and last.
Now [Bb] can I get a [F] witness?
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[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ I don't care [G] if it's superficial.
[Bb] You don't have to dig [F] down deep. _ _
Bring [G] enough for the ritual.
_ [Bb] Get here before [C] I _ _ _ fall _ _ [Dm] asleep.
_ [C] _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
Well, [Bb] I'm numb [C] [F] as a statue.
I [Bb] may have to beg, [C] borrow, [Dm] or steal.
_ [Bb] Some _ _ [C] [F] feelings from you, _ [Bb] so I can have [C] some [F] feelings too.
_ _ [Bb] I'm pale [C] [F] as a ghost.
_ [Gm] You know [F] what I [Bb] love about you.
_ That's [Em] what I [F] need the most.
_ [Bb] I'm gonna [D] beg, [F] borrow, or steal.
_ [Bb] Some _ [C] feelings [F] from you.
I'm [Bb] gonna [C] beg, borrow, [Dm] or steal.
_ So I can [C] have some [F] feelings too.
_ [Bb] I'm gonna [Cm] beg, borrow, [F] or steal.
_ _ [Dm] _ [C] Some feelings [F] from you.
I'm gonna [C] beg, borrow, [Dm] or steal.
_ [Bb] So I can [C] have some feelings [F] too.
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