Chords for Walter Mitty and His Makeshift Orchestra - Holy Cannoli

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My perfect pinup come off the wall I ditched my buds for her bedroom
But I swear it's not my fault I [B] think these feelings must be holy
This [F#] could be love, sorry love I'd [C#] find her junk in the street
Kiss [B] the puke off her cheek Put [F#] her to bed
_ And [C#] in the morning my doll [B] Remembers nothing at all
I'd [F#] never said But _ [C#] now our summers bend in two different
ways We'd talk like every other day
But now the texts are getting shorter [Bm] Gotta sneak away to talk on the phone
I [C#] kinda mumble so nobody else knows The conversations are sweet
[Bm] Real nice but nothing too deep [C#] Not like before _ _
Still say I love you but now [Bm] The words are forced from my mouth
It's [C#] kind of a bore Not gonna fun [F#] anymore _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ I'm a pillow smell like you in the morning I've got your stain stuck in my sheets
And I'm like holly [B] cannoli I've got plenty competition
I know [F#] she'll find a new man to carry her home
[C#] He's probably cooler than me He sleeps right where I used to [F#] sleep
Right by her door _ [C#] And in the morning they kiss
Say I've [B] never felt like [F#] this before
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