Chords for Waiter, Oh Waiter

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[Dm] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _
[F] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] Waiter, [Cm] _
[F] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Dm] waiter, [Cm] _
[F] _ _ _ [Cm] waiter, [Dm] _ [Cm] oh waiter, [Ebm] _ [Dm] please come to [Abm] my rescue.
_ [Cm] I cannot _ _ understand a word [C] that's written [G] on this menu.
_ [Cm] Not that I'm _ [C]
unaccustomed to [Gm] this kind of [Bb] smart cuisine, [Gm] _ _ [Cm] but what you've [B] handed me [Dm] is
in a language [E] I've never [E] seen.
_ [Bm] And the way my [E]
companion here [A] keeps [Eb] gazing over [A] at me, _ [Eb] makes me feel like I'm drifting
further [Bb] and further out [Fm] to sea.
_ _ _ [E] Everything looks so frightening, _ _ [Db] everything here [G] _
looks [Ebm] so _ _ _ nice.
_ [Cm] Oh [Dm] waiter, _ [Cm] _
[F] _ _ please [Em] waiter, _ [Dm] _
[Em] _ _ [Eb] I really _ _ need your [F] _ advice.
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_ [B] _ _ [Cm] _ [Dm] Waiter, [Cm] oh waiter, _ [Dm] I feel so [F] _
embarrassed.
[Cm] If this is really [D]
French, it's not [Fm] the kind they use [G] in Paris.
_ [Cm] What is this crab [D] and lobster foam?
[Bb] What in this _ [Gm]
cassoulet?
_ [Cm] Why my _ [Eb] companion's so at home, so _ [D] terribly [E] offey.
_ [Bm] I need some words [B] of wisdom, I [A] need you [Bb] to take [D] my side.
[Gb] For very soon I know [Eb] will come [Cm] the moment to [Ab]
decide.
_ [Eb] Won't you help [C] me through this menu?
_ [B] Won't you please just catch [Ab] my _ _ [G] eye?
_ _ [Cm] So [Dm] waiter, _ [Cm] _
_ [Dm] _ oh [Em] waiter, _ [Dm] _
[Em] _ _ [Eb] please help me out _ [Dm] _ tonight.
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_ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] Underneath that stiff _ tuxedo, [Dm] you must be [A] human too.
_ [Eb] You'll have had your days [A] of heartbreak, [Eb] and days when your dreams [E] came true. _ _
_ [B] _ [Cm] So [F] waiter, _ [Cm] _
_ _ [Dm] oh [G] waiter, _ _ _ please [Eb] _ help me out _ [F] _ tonight.
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [Dm] _
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_ _ _ [Cm] _ [Dm] Waiter, [Cm] oh waiter, _ _ [Dm] please come to [F] my rescue.
_ [Cm] Oh let this be the sort of thing [Fm] your service can [Abm]
extend to.
[Eb] Not that I'm _ [C]
unaccustomed to [Gm] this kind of smart cuisine.
But [Cm] this menu is [D] as baffling as [B] anything [E] I've ever seen.
And [Bm] the way he looks [E]
across at me [A] with his [Bbm] sardonic [Gbm] _
gaze.
[Ebm] Makes me [Gb] feel I'm drifting further _ [Bb] out into the [Fm] choppy waves.
_ [C] Everything looks [Gb] so frightening, _ _ [G] everything here _ looks [Ab] so _ _ [F] nice.
_ _ [Cm] Oh [Dm] waiter, _ [Eb] _
[Dm] _ please _ [Em] waiter, _ [Dm] _
_ [Em] _ [Eb] I _ really _ need [F] your advice.
_ [Db] _
_ [Bm] _ _ [Eb] Underneath that stiff tuxedo, _ [Dm] you must be [A] human too.
_ [Cm] You'll have had your [A] days of _ heartbreak, [Cm] and days when [Eb] your dreams [E] came true. _ _
_ _ [Cm] So [F] waiter, _ _ _ _ oh [G] waiter, _ _
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[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
[Bm] please _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Cm] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [G] waiter.
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