Chords for Voltaire - When You're Evil OFFICIAL

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_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] The bowl is too busy, yes a bit too much.
[Gm] They call on [G] me by name you see, all my special [E] touch.
[Dm] To the gentlemen I'm misfortune, to the ladies I'm surprise.
[Gm] But call me by any name, [A] _ anyway it's all the same. _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] I'm the fly in your suit, I'm the petal in your shoe.
[Gm] I'm the bee beneath your bed, I'm the bump on every [D] head.
I'm the peel on which you [Am] slip, [D] I'm the git in every head.
[Gm] I'm the thorn in your side, makes you wriggle and [C] wry.
And it's so easy [Dm] when you're evil.
_ [C] This day is the life you [D] see, the devil's nips is half to [Bb] me.
I do it all [Am] because [D] I'm evil, [A] and I do it all for free.
_ _ Your tears are all [Dm] the pay I'll ever need.
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_ [A] _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [D] While there's children to make [Am] sad, [D] while there's candy to be had.
[G] While there's pockets left to pick, while there's grannies left to [D] trip down the stairs.
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner.
[G] It's a game I'm glad I'm in it, at least there's one for every [Bb] minute.
And it's so easy [D] when you're evil.
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This day is the life you [D] see, the devil's nips is [Bb] half to me.
I do it all because [Am] I'm [Dm] evil, _ [A] and I do it all for free.
_ _ Your tears are all the pay I'll [D] ever need.
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_ _ [C] _ [D] I pledge my allegiance [Gm] _ to _ all things dark [Dm] and die.
From this sun my damned [Gm] soul to do as [Dm] I am told.
Guard bills above [Gm] has never seen a soldier quite [D] like me.
_ [Dm] Not only [Gm] does this job [G] but does [Gm] it _ happily.
[Dm] I'm the fear that keeps you awake.
I'm the shadows on the wall.
[G] I'm the monsters they become.
I'm the nightmare in your skull.
[D] I'm the dagger in your back.
An extra turn upon the rack.
[G] I'm the whip, bring up your heart.
A stabbing pain, a sudden [Gm] start.
[C] And it's [F] so easy when you're [D] evil.
_ _ [C] This day is the life you see, [D] the devil's nips is half to [Gm] me.
I do it all [Am] because I'm [Dm] evil, [A] and I do it all for free.
Your tears are all the pay [D] I'll ever need.
_ [Dm] _ _ _
[A] And I do it all for free.
Your tears are all the pay I'll [D] ever need.
[Dm] _ _ _ _
[A] And I do it all for free.
Your tears are all the pay [D] I'll ever need.
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[C] _ It gets so lonely _ [D]
being [Bb] evil.
_ [Dm] [G] What I do to see a [Gm] smile, _ [Dm] even for [D] a little [C] while.
_ [Gm] No one loves you when [Dm] you're evil. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] I'm flying through my teeth.
Your tears are all the company [Dm] I need. _ _ _
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