Virus Chords by Del The Funky Homosapien, Dan The Automator, Kid Koala, Deltron 3030

_ Global controls will have to be imposed and a world-governing body will be created to enforce them.
Crises precipitate change.
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Secretly flossing your device.
I wanna devise a virus to bring dire straits to [F#] your [C] environment.
Crush your corporations with a mild [C#m] touch.
Slash the whole computer system and revert you to [G#] papyrus.
I wanna make a super [C] virus Strong enough to cause blackouts in every
[Fm] single metropolis Cause they don't wanna [F] unify us
So fuck it, total anarchy and can't nobody [C] stop us
You see, late in the evening Fucked up on [C#m] my computer and my mind [A] starts
[C] roaming I create like a [C#] heathen
The first cycles of this virus [E] like a sin through a [C] modem
Infiltration, hit your station [C#] No Microsoft or Enhanced OS will impede
Society thinks they're safe when Bingo, hard drive [N] crashes from the rending
A lot of hackers tried viruses before Vaporized the text like so much whiteout
I want it where a file [C] replication is a chore Lights out, shut down entire White House
I don't [C#m] want just a bug that can be corrected I'm erecting [D] immaculate [C] design
Break the nation down section by section [C#] Even to the greatest minds it's impossible
to [Am] find I wanna [C#] devise a virus
To bring dire [Am] strafes to your environment Crush your corporations with a mild touch
[C#] Smash your whole computer system [C] and revert you to papyrus
I wanna devise a virus To bring dire strafes to your [Fm] environment
Crush your corporations with a [F] mild touch Smash your whole computer system and revert
you to [C] papyrus I have [D#] already planned
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The [Cm] plan [D#] is programmed into every one [G] of my thousand robots
[C] _ [D#] We will [Fm] not hesitate We will destroy the homo [Cm] sapiens
_ [D#] _ [Gm] Please _ _
_ _ [C#] stay where you are
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[C] _ wanna [C#] develop a super virus Better by [D] far than that old [G#] Y2K
This is 3030 the [C#] time of global unification Break right through [C] they
Terminals burn them all [C#] Slaves of silicon
Corrupt politicians with leaders and their [C] keywords [C#m] FBI and spies stealing bombs
Dissipate their plans in their [D] face and catch the [C] fever
[C#m] Everybody loot the stores get your canned goods Even space stations are [C] having a hard time
[A] Peacekeepers seek to take our [C#] manhood Which results in a [C] form of global apartheid
Ghettos are trash dumps with gas pumps [D] Exploded and burnt houses before the great [C] union
The last pumps walk around like masked monks Ready to manipulate the database or break through them
Human [G#] rights come in a hundredth [C#] place Mass production has always [G] been number [C] one
[A] New herbs have become a [C#] repugnant place So it's time to spread [C] the fear to thunderstorm
How [D#] long have we tried to [G] extend our glorious empire out to the stars?
[C] A [D#] regretfully _ [Gm] to be driven back
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I [D] wanna [C] divide the [C#] virus To bring dire strays to [G#] your environments
Crush your corporations with [E] a mild [C#] touch Smash your whole computer system and revert
[C] to papyrus I wanna divide the virus
To bring dire strays to your [D] environments Crush your corporations with a mild [F] touch
Smash your whole computer system and revert to papyrus
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