Never Met A Dog Chords by Vinegar Joe

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_ _ I could [F#] hardly [E] dare to speak As I clung on underneath the speeding train _
_ _ _ _ So I mumbled sour speech As I took a deep breath
I changed my name to [D] Leech [G] And [C] my parasites kept driving me [E] insane
_ _ _ _ As the wolf scratched down the door _ _ _ [D] I was run by the dog
So [C] I asked him quite [D] politely for [E] his name
Yeah, it _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ [G#m] ends now I'm [C#m] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] never more _ _ better to _ me
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_ _ _ _ He said, son, if you'd release me I [D] could rap a bit more freely
_ [C] Like an _ imbecile, [D] I'd let him in [E]
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_ _ _ _ He says, boy, the _ situation _ Is a [D] touch of _ _ constipation
[F#] And you're [C] first causing a [D] tumor on my [E] brain
I _ _ _ said, man, I ain't a doctor [F#m] But I'm sure [D] if you'd adopt [E] a new [C] _
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It would [D] fix up your [E] complaint _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] Rare are _ organs, now our [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ organs _
[A] Never _ _ _ _ look the _ _ same _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ So he shoots me in the neck _ _
[A] Tells me [D] he'll be back again
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Loss of earnings is [D] a felony I've [E] claimed _ _ _ _ _ _
Just as soon as I heal up And [Bm] I finish with this _ [E] vidicum
And [C] I manage to get [E] to my feet again
_ _ _ _ _ I'll get on with my profession _ _ [D] Teach what God's the lesson
Cut [C] those angry tumors [D] off their angry [E] brains
Rare _ _ _ _ [B] are _ all my _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ organs [A] Never a minute or better to _ _ me _ _ _ _
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[A] all my _ _ _ organs Never a _ _ _ _ minute _ or better to me
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[E] _ _ _ met _ _ a doctor _ Never met [D] a doctor
_ _ _ Never, [C] never, never, [D] never met a doctor [E] to cure me
_ _ _ Keep on, keep on, _ _ _ keep [D] on, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
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