Worst Friend Chords by Vic Chesnutt

_ _ _ _ You _ _ _ _ got one friend _ _ [C] _ _
who's _ a flight [Bb]
attendant _ _ You _ _ _ _ got one [D] _
friend _ _ _ _ who [F] likes [Bb] _
speed
_ _ _ [C] _
You _ [F] got one friend who always wants [C] to smoke [G] _ _ inside [Eb] of your [F] house
_ [C] _ _ _
_ You got [D] one _ friend _ _ _ [C] _
[G] who secretly [Bb] likes to get peed [D] on _ _ _ _ _ sexually
[C] _ _ _
You _ _ _ _ _ got [F] one friend _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
[G] who is [Bb] oh _ _ _ so [C] metro _ _ [Dm] And one friend who [C] we all call the _ [G] retard _
_ [Gm] You [C] _ _ _
_ got one [F] friend _ who's _ _ _ _ _ fighting [Bb] cancer _ _ _ [C] _ You _ _ got one [Dm] friend _ _ who [Cm] _ _
[C] I bet right [Bb] now _ is
[F] _ _ _ _
_ Barking out in the _ yard _ _ _ _ _ [C] But I'm the _ _ _ _ [F] worst friend _ in the [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _
world
_ I'm the [Em] _
_ [Gm] _ worst [F] friend _ _ [Bb] _ in the [Em] _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
world _ [G] _ [C] When you are _ down _ I'm _ [F] nowhere to _ be [D] _
found
_ [Dm] _ I'm [C] _
_ _ _ [Ab] the _ _ _ [A] worst friend _ _ in the [Bb] _
world [Bbm] _ _ [Db] _ _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ You got one friend _ who _ [C] _ _
_ _ is in [Bb] Iraq
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ You [D] got one friend _ who [C] always dresses like Little Bo _ [F] Peep
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _
You got one friend _ _ _ _ _ _
who is in [G] prison _ _
[Gm] _ You [C] _ _ _
_ got [D] one friend _ who [C] _ _
is really, really in [G] defeat
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You _ got [F] one friend _ who could be _ a _ [Bb] competitive eater _
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ You got [D] one friend who's one of [C] those bad movie [G] buffs _ _
[Gm] You _ [C] _ _ _
_ got [F] one friend _
_ _ _ [C] who touched you _ [G] _ _ _
inappropriately _ [C] _ _ _
_ You got [D] one _ _ friend [C] who _ _ _ you [Bb] _ are
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ pining [F] to _ touch _ _ _ _ _ _ But [B] I'm the _ _ _ [F] worst friend _ [C] in the world _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'm the [G] worst _
_ _ _ [Bb] friend _
_ [Am] _ [C] in the world _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ [G] When you _ are down _ _ I'm [B] nowhere to [F] be [D] found _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ [Ab] I'm the _ _ worst _ _ [A] friend _ [Am] _ in [Bb] the world _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ You got one friend _ _ who's _
[C] _ _ _ [Am] a MacArthur [Bb] fellow
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[C] _ _ _ You got one [D] _ friend _ _ _
[C] who's [F] a widower _
[Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] You _
[F] _ _ [C] _ _ got one [F] friend _ who _
[C] _ _ claims to have taken
a [Bb] dump in the White House [C] You _ _ _ _ got [D] one friend _ [Dm] _ _
_ [C] who _ _ just [Bb] gave _ _ _ [B] birth _ _ [A] _ to _ [C] twins _ _ _
_ You _ _ got [F] one friend _ who goes to the gym [Em] at _ [Bb] _ _ least twice [C] a day _ _
And [D] one [Dm] friend who recovered [C] from _ severe _ [G] _ burns [Gm]
You _ [C] _ _ _ _
got one [F] friend who rubbed his penis on TV's
_ actual wheel [Bb] of fortune [Gm] _ And _ _ _ _ _ [D] one friend _ [Dm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ who y [Bb] _ 'all [Gm] ain't _ _ _ _
Y'all ain't even on [F] speaking terms _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _
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