Chords for Vegematic , Steve Goodman , 1984 Vinyl
Tempo:
83.65 bpm
Chords used:
Bm
F#
B
D
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
It's actually the sad story of a man who falls asleep with his television on and has visions.
[Bm] Okay.
Fell asleep last night with the TV [F#] on.
Oh, what [Bm] a dream I had.
[B]
Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those late night mail [F#] order ads.
[Bm] And four to six weeks later, [D] [B] much to my surprise,
the mailman came to my front [F#] door and I couldn't believe [Bm] my eyes.
When he brought the Digimatic and the [F#] Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history of [F#] life.
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
A bamboo steamer [D] and [F#] a garden [Bm] weasel too.
A [D] tie-dyed [G#m] Day-Glo [G] souvenir [F#] shirt from Six [Bm] Flags over Burbank.
[F#m] [Bm]
Well, the doorbell rang all morning and all through the [F#] afternoon.
[B] I [A] shook with fright as it [Gm] rang all night by the [F#] light of the [Bm] MasterCard moon.
There was parcel post in the pantry, [F#] UPS in the hall.
[B] [Am] COD [G] to the ceiling [Bm] and it just couldn't pay for it all.
I [B] got the egg scrambler [D] with [F#] a Sela meal [Bm] carrying case.
A set of Presidential commemorative [F#] plates so I could eat my eggs off the President's [Bm] face.
A Minute Mender and a needle that'll knitter crochet.
And an autographed [B] photographer in Tintin at Six Flags over [Bm] Burbank.
[E] [F#] [Bm] [F#] [Bm]
[B] I remembered I was dreaming, so [F#] I gave a mighty cheer.
[A] When I [E] awoke, it [Em] was no joke, [Bm] cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with [B] the TV on, let me tell [F#] you what to do.
[Bm] Rip the [Em] telephone out of the wall [F#] unless you want it [Bm] to happen to you.
You get the Veg-O-Matic [F#] and the Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history [F#] of life.
A boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
Bamboo steamer and [F#] a smokeless [B] ashtray too.
And [A] an all [G#m] expenses paid [G] weekend for three at [F#] Six Flags [B] over Burbank.
[N] [A#]
[Bm] Okay.
Fell asleep last night with the TV [F#] on.
Oh, what [Bm] a dream I had.
[B]
Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those late night mail [F#] order ads.
[Bm] And four to six weeks later, [D] [B] much to my surprise,
the mailman came to my front [F#] door and I couldn't believe [Bm] my eyes.
When he brought the Digimatic and the [F#] Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history of [F#] life.
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
A bamboo steamer [D] and [F#] a garden [Bm] weasel too.
A [D] tie-dyed [G#m] Day-Glo [G] souvenir [F#] shirt from Six [Bm] Flags over Burbank.
[F#m] [Bm]
Well, the doorbell rang all morning and all through the [F#] afternoon.
[B] I [A] shook with fright as it [Gm] rang all night by the [F#] light of the [Bm] MasterCard moon.
There was parcel post in the pantry, [F#] UPS in the hall.
[B] [Am] COD [G] to the ceiling [Bm] and it just couldn't pay for it all.
I [B] got the egg scrambler [D] with [F#] a Sela meal [Bm] carrying case.
A set of Presidential commemorative [F#] plates so I could eat my eggs off the President's [Bm] face.
A Minute Mender and a needle that'll knitter crochet.
And an autographed [B] photographer in Tintin at Six Flags over [Bm] Burbank.
[E] [F#] [Bm] [F#] [Bm]
[B] I remembered I was dreaming, so [F#] I gave a mighty cheer.
[A] When I [E] awoke, it [Em] was no joke, [Bm] cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with [B] the TV on, let me tell [F#] you what to do.
[Bm] Rip the [Em] telephone out of the wall [F#] unless you want it [Bm] to happen to you.
You get the Veg-O-Matic [F#] and the Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history [F#] of life.
A boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
Bamboo steamer and [F#] a smokeless [B] ashtray too.
And [A] an all [G#m] expenses paid [G] weekend for three at [F#] Six Flags [B] over Burbank.
[N] [A#]
Key:
Bm
F#
B
D
G
Bm
F#
B
_ _ It's actually the sad story of a man who falls asleep with his television on and has _ visions.
[Bm] Okay. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Fell asleep last night with the TV [F#] on.
Oh, what [Bm] a dream I had.
[B]
Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those late night mail [F#] order ads.
[Bm] And four to six weeks later, [D] [B] much to my surprise,
the mailman came to my front [F#] door and I couldn't believe [Bm] my eyes.
When he brought the Digimatic and the [F#] Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history of [F#] life.
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
A bamboo steamer [D] and [F#] a garden [Bm] weasel too.
A [D] tie-dyed [G#m] Day-Glo [G] souvenir [F#] shirt from Six [Bm] Flags over Burbank.
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
Well, the doorbell rang all morning and all through the [F#] afternoon.
[B] I [A] shook with fright as it [Gm] rang all night by the [F#] light of the [Bm] MasterCard moon.
There was parcel post in the pantry, [F#] UPS in the hall.
[B] [Am] COD [G] to the ceiling [Bm] and it just couldn't pay for it all.
I [B] got the egg scrambler [D] with [F#] a Sela meal [Bm] carrying case.
A set of Presidential commemorative [F#] plates so I could eat my eggs off the President's [Bm] face.
A Minute Mender and a needle that'll knitter crochet.
And an autographed [B] photographer in Tintin at Six Flags over [Bm] Burbank.
[E] _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] _ [F#] _ [Bm] _ _
[B] I remembered I was dreaming, so [F#] I gave a mighty cheer.
[A] When I [E] awoke, it [Em] was no joke, [Bm] cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with [B] the TV on, let me tell [F#] you what to do.
[Bm] Rip the [Em] telephone out of the wall [F#] unless you want it [Bm] to happen to you.
You get the Veg-O-Matic [F#] and the Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
_ Illuminated, illustrated history [F#] of life.
A boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
Bamboo steamer and [F#] a smokeless [B] ashtray too.
And [A] an all [G#m] expenses paid [G] weekend for three at [F#] Six Flags [B] over Burbank.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
[Bm] Okay. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Fell asleep last night with the TV [F#] on.
Oh, what [Bm] a dream I had.
[B]
Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those late night mail [F#] order ads.
[Bm] And four to six weeks later, [D] [B] much to my surprise,
the mailman came to my front [F#] door and I couldn't believe [Bm] my eyes.
When he brought the Digimatic and the [F#] Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
Illuminated, illustrated history of [F#] life.
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
A bamboo steamer [D] and [F#] a garden [Bm] weasel too.
A [D] tie-dyed [G#m] Day-Glo [G] souvenir [F#] shirt from Six [Bm] Flags over Burbank.
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
Well, the doorbell rang all morning and all through the [F#] afternoon.
[B] I [A] shook with fright as it [Gm] rang all night by the [F#] light of the [Bm] MasterCard moon.
There was parcel post in the pantry, [F#] UPS in the hall.
[B] [Am] COD [G] to the ceiling [Bm] and it just couldn't pay for it all.
I [B] got the egg scrambler [D] with [F#] a Sela meal [Bm] carrying case.
A set of Presidential commemorative [F#] plates so I could eat my eggs off the President's [Bm] face.
A Minute Mender and a needle that'll knitter crochet.
And an autographed [B] photographer in Tintin at Six Flags over [Bm] Burbank.
[E] _ [F#] _ _ [Bm] _ [F#] _ [Bm] _ _
[B] I remembered I was dreaming, so [F#] I gave a mighty cheer.
[A] When I [E] awoke, it [Em] was no joke, [Bm] cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with [B] the TV on, let me tell [F#] you what to do.
[Bm] Rip the [Em] telephone out of the wall [F#] unless you want it [Bm] to happen to you.
You get the Veg-O-Matic [F#] and the Pocket [Bm] Fisherman too.
_ Illuminated, illustrated history [F#] of life.
A boxcar Willie with a Ginsu [Bm] knife.
Bamboo steamer and [F#] a smokeless [B] ashtray too.
And [A] an all [G#m] expenses paid [G] weekend for three at [F#] Six Flags [B] over Burbank.
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _