Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic Chords by Deep Purple

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He was playing pool and drinking beer, nothing more than your casual beer.
But this man's heart was on heat, it squeezed all over [B] from time [Em] to time.
So when we met, he said, I'm blind, her name is dead.
See that one over there that's all a thunder, every [Bb] time she [B] goes by, ooh, [A] [E] ooh, [B] I wiggle
[D] in my [A]
chair.
[B] _ [A] _ [E] Can [D] I buy you a [Em] beer? _ _ _ _ _
What a guy. _ _ _ _ _
Well, I had a few myself, he said, but I never quit when I'm ahead.
So many rules and regulations, stupid laws [Bb] designed [Em] by fools to hide closed doors.
And another thing I won't discuss is _ religion.
It [A] always comes from back [B] there, ooh, _ [E] _ [Bm] ooh, there she goes [A] again.
_ [B] _ [A] _ [E] _ _ [B] _ [D] There she [Em] goes again. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] told me of those injustices that he had suffered in his life, his wife and kids and
boss and dogs and neighbors [A] raising [Em] hatred, [G] causing strife.
They were forever whining, bleeping, [A] howling, [E] yapping, screeching, moaning, [Bb] crying, [B] laughing.
_ [A] _ [E] _ [Bm] He cared for [A] them well, [B] _ _ [A] _ [E] [B] he [G] cared for them [A] [Em] well.
He was _ _ _ _ a mechanic, _ _ _ _ _ _ he got paid every week, he had nothing but scotch in his hair.
The beauty of it was that he was smart.
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[Em] He was big as a truck, fast as a car, wise as a man, he was always right.
He made no plans, took a hike and worked snaps [A] on like he [B] used to like bamboo.
_ [A] _ [E] _ [Bm] Big as a [A] truck.
[B] _ _ [A] [E] He [Bm] was fast as a [Em] dog, what _ _ _ _ _ a guy. _ _ _ _ _
_ Stop making faces, stop making asses, stop making asses. _ _
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