Spanked Chords by Van Halen

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_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _
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_ _ _ _ gonna be watching TV, some _ [F#] place to [B] feast my eyes, oh.
[E] I'm gonna watch more commercials, yeah.
_ _ [F#] This one [E] blew my mind, oh.
_ [D] I'm trying to [A] pull in more girls.
_ Need that [C] affection, _ [Em] got to [G] have it quick.
_ _ [D] _ It just [A] ain't no love life, in her [C] direction.
[E] _ [G] _
Why?
_ _ [B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [Em] _
[E] Call her up [C] on the snake [F#] line, _ [C] _
_ _ [D#] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [C] on the snake [F#] line.
[B] _ [E]
Why?
_ _ _ [G#] Three dollars, first minute, _ hey.
_ [F#] And for that [Em] cost of four, _ [D#m] _ _ [E] you see me at my negotiations.
And if [C#] you call [D] back [E] for more, oh.
_ [D] _ _ [F#m] You know you're [A] gonna call, [C#m] when you need [C] that special.
[Em] A little [G] something, _ oh.
[D] _ You can say [A] what you like, it's all [C] confidential.
_ [E] _ [G] _
Why?
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Call her up [C] on the snake [F#] line, [G] _ [C] _
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_ [F#] _ on the snake line.
[G#] _ _ [C]
Why?
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On [C] the snake line, [F#] _ _ [G] _
hey.
On _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
[C] the snake line, hey.
Why?
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_ [C] _ _ [G] Call her [E] up on the _ [C#] _ [Em] snake line, on the snake line.
[F#] On the _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ [F#] snake _ _ _ line, [E] _ _
hey.
On the snake line, hey.
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