Chords for Vampire Weekend - The Kids Don't Stand a Chance | A Take Away Show

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[Dm] devastating backstroke [G] _ _ [F] All [C] the way from France
_ With shiny, [D] shiny [G] cufflinks, _ a shirt sleeve to _ [C] [C#] enhance
_ The [D]
pinstripe [F] men of mourning are [C] coming for to [F] dance
_ With [Dm] pure Egyptian content, [G] _ _ the kids don't [C] stand a chance
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[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ criticize [D] [F] the practice _ by [G] murdering their [C] plans
_ _ Ignoring [Bm] all [F] the history, _ _ denying [G] them _ [C] romance
_ The [Dm] pinstripe men of [F] mourning _ are coming [C] for to dance
_ With 40 [Dm] million [C#] dollars, _ the kids don't stand [C] a chance
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[D] didn't like [F] the business, _ but that [G] was at [C] first glance
Your [D] pillow feels [C#] so soft, [B] _ [F] but still you [C#] must [C] advance
[D] _ The pinstripe [Dm] men of mourning, _ the [C#] partners in the dance
_ The [Dm] paper's shot [F] to pieces, [A] _ [G] the kids don't stand a [C] chance _ _
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ I met an ox with [F] karma, I climbed to [G] Durham's shower to
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I met the highest llama, [C] [G#] his accent sounded [B] fine to me _ [E] To [C] me _
_ [Am] Check your [E] handbook, it's no [G] trick
_ Take the [Em] chapstick, [Bm] put it on your [C] lips
Crack a smile, _ [Dm] adjust [G#] my [G] tie
No, [A] your _ [Am] boyfriend's unlike other [C] gals
Why would you lie [D] about how much coal you [G] had?
Why would you lie [Am] about something dumb like that?
[C] Why would you lie [D] about anything at [G] all?
First the window, [Am] then it's to the wall
[C] _ Little John, [D] he always said, [Em] have a new roof
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