Oxford Comma Chords by Vampire Weekend

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_ _ Because the fuck about an ice cream [F#] connoisseur I seen those English [G] dramas through _ [C] their crew
_ _ [G] So if there's any [F#] other way to spell what [G] found me
_ [C] with me
_ _ _ Why would you [D] speak me that way?
[G] _ Especially [Am] when I all said that [C] I
_ Haven't [D] got words for you
[G] _ all your [Am] diction
Dripping with the [C] same
_ _ _ [D] Always
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_ Check _ _ your [D]
handbook, it's no [G] trick
Take the [Am]
chapstick put it on your [C] lips crack [D] smile just my time
[G] _ No, you're [Am] bored
Unlike other guys.
Why would you [D] laugh?
I must go [G] you
Why would you [Am] laugh?
Something's on like [C] that.
Why would you laugh?
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_ _ is
Check your [D] passport
it's no [G] trick
Take the [Am] chapstick put it on your [C] lips crack smile
[D] Just my [G] time
No, you're [Am] bored
Unlike other [C] guys.
Why would you laugh?
[D] I must go you
[G] Why would you laugh?
[A] Something's on [C] like that.
Why would you laugh?
[D] about anything at [G] all.
Foot to the [Am] window,
head to the [C] wall.
Why would you take [D] my _ [G] conversations?
Show your [Am] papers and
the United [C] Nations.
Little John, [Bm] even though it's [G] terrible. _
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