Chords for Useful Jenkins- Consumer

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_ _ Yeah, [D] it's midnight at Walmart, the parking is better than [C] noon. _
_ _ _ There's late [D] night consumers still looking for goods [C] to consume. _
_ _ _ [Bb] Yeah, the stockers are [D] stocking the shelves [Bb] with ten thousand hats [D] for your head.
_ And the [Bb] friendly old people [Dm] that greet us, [Bb] they have all long, _ [A] all long since gone to [Dm] bed. _
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_ [G] _ _ Well, the wheel on my car rattles loudly down aisle 93.
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_ _ _ _ [A] Another late night shopper smiles kindly and says [C] hi to me. _
_ _ But [Bb] from the corner of my [Dm] eye I aspire _ [Bb] a deal that's too good [Dm] to believe.
[Bb] It's a waffle maker [D] slash fondue set [Bb] and it's buy one, [A] buy one get one [Dm] free. _
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_ _ _ [Dm] Well, the corporate super centers [C] kill the mom and pop [Bb] stores downtown. _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ Encouraging [C] consumers of every sight [Bb] and every sound. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Blurring the line [C] between need and want [Bb] in the greediest way.
_ _ _ [Dm] But the difference between [C] need and want, my friend, [Bb] is like a difference, is like a [A] difference between night and [D] day. _
_ _ _ [C] Well, night and day, _ _ _ _ night and _ [D] day, _ night and [Am] day. _
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_ _ [D] Well, I exit the aisle by cosmetics and what [C] do I see? _ _
_ _ [D] Their yellow smiley faces, they're smiling and staring [C] at me. _ _
_ _ [Bb] Well, it follows me wherever [Dm]
I go.
[Bb] This is giving me that old [Dm] evil eye.
Who's who, the [Bb] mastermind behind that [Dm] rich's Walmart?
_ [Bb] Before I shop at your [A] store again, I think I'd [Dm] rather die. _ _ _
I think I'd rather [C] die. _ _ _
I think I'd rather die.
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I think [C] I'd rather die. _ _ _
_ [D] Well, the corporate super centers [C] kill the mom and pop [Bb] stores downtown. _ _ _ _
_ _ [Dm] Encouraging [C] consumers of every sight [Bb] and every sound. _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ Blurring the line [C] between need and want [Bb] in the greediest way. _ _
But [D] the difference between [C] need and want, my friend, is [Bb] like a difference, is like a difference between night and day. _ _ _