Chords for Uranium Fever

Okay, Bernie's gonna go out of his mind and let's count how many Bernie hops we're gonna get.
One minute, one minute, one minute.
I hear [G] something.
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[Ab] I _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ think, I think honey, I think right around here there may be some _ _ radiation.
Now where you think that's coming from?
Let me see, let me see now. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] Thank you, Susan.
[Bb] Oh! _ _ _ _ _ _
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Well, I don't know, but I've been [Ab] told, uranium ore is worth more than [Eb] gold.
I sold my car, brought me a Jeep, [Bb] I got that bug and I can say,
[Eb] _ Uranium fever [Ab] has done and [Bb] gotten me down.
[Eb] _ Uranium fever, [F] it's spreading [Bb] all around.
[Eb] With a Geiger counter in my [Ab] hand, I'm going out [Eb] to stake me some government land.
_ [C] Uranium fever [Bb] has [Eb] gone and gotten me down.
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[Eb] _ Well, I had a talk with the AEC [Bb] and they brought me some maps that looked [Ab] good to me.
And one showed me a spot that he said [Bb] he knew.
So I straddled my Jeep and I headed down [Ab] the road.
I reckon I drove about a hundred [Bb] miles down a bumpy road out to [Ab] the wild.
When all [Eb] of a sudden I [Bb] bounced to a stop at the [N] foot of a mountain.
Didn't have no top.
Oh! _ _ _
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[Bm] _ [E] _ _ [Eb] _ _ Uranium fever [Ebm] has done and gotten me down.
[Eb] _ Uranium fever, [F] it's spreading [Bb] all around.
[Eb] With a Geiger counter in my hand, I'm going out to stake me [F] some government land.
[Eb] _ [C] Uranium fever _ [Eb] has done and gotten me down. _ _
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[F] _ _ [Eb] Well, I took my Geiger and I started to [Ab] climb.
Right up to the [Eb] top where I thought I'd find a hunk of rock that made it [Bb] click.
Just like I'd read about [Eb] Vernon Pick.
On the second day I made the top.
And I'm [Ab] telling you, Steve, [Eb] I was ready to stop.
The only clicking that I heard that [Bb] day was the bones in my back that had gone [Eb] astray.
_ Uranium fever _ has gotten me down.
Uranium fever, [C] it's spreading all [Bb] around.
[Eb] With a Geiger counter in my hand, I'm going out to stake me [A] some government land.
[Bb] _ [C] Uranium fever has [Eb] done and gotten me down.
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Well, you pack your things and you head out again to some unknown spot where nobody's been.
You reach the spot where your fortune lies.
[Bb] You find it's been staked by [Eb] 17 other guys.
Well, I ain't getting none.
I ain't gonna quit.
[Ab] That bug's done caught me and I've been bit.
[Eb] So with a Geiger counter and a pick in [Bb] my hand, I'll keep right on staking that government land.
_ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ Uranium fever [Abm] _ has gotten me [Eb] down.
Uranium fever, [C] it's spreading [Bb] all around.
[Eb] With a Geiger counter in my [Ab] hand, I'm going out to stake me some government land.
[Eb] _ [C] Uranium fever [F] has [Eb] gotten me down. _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ _ Uranium fever, [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [F] it's spreading [Bb] all around.
[Eb] With a Geiger counter in my hand, I'm going out to stake some government land. _ _ _ _
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Uranium _ [C] fever _ _ _
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[F] has _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ _ [Ab] gotten me down. _
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_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ That was crazy.
Those of you that haven't visited us [N]
before, that's a typical _ kind of piano improman,
_ _ let's say, improvisation on a song like that.
And we love them.
See Curtis, send us more songs like that.
And anybody _ else who knows it, send it to us. _ _ _ _ _
Yeah.
I'm gonna catch that next train. _ _ _ _