Chords for Undertale the Musical - Bonetrousle

It's time for my big number, Sans!
Hit it!
Okay.
Sans, I meant play the music!
Okay.
_ Sans!
Okay, now let's see [D]
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Ah, [C] here's the play button.
Ready for this, brother?
I don't think anyone can be prepared for this.
Shut up, Sans!
You just don't understand profession!
I'm God now human, now you face [A] Papyrus, though the gods will do stuff you, I can do it alone.
So be prepared for the ultimate hassle as you try to show your muscle in this battle of bones.
I see your face, you run all over the place.
Wait a sec, I know that look!
Are you flirting with me?
Please understand, I'm in such high demand.
I'm a skeleton with sandals, mostly for spaghetti.
Please don't feel [G] blue, even though I'll counter [Ab] you.
But you can't do anything!
[Eb] All I have to do is [G] try!
Undyne will see I can be a god indeed!
[Abm] That is just the kid you need.
[G] I just hate to say goodbye!
Maybe one day we all can be friends, [Ab] and when that day [Bb] arrives I know we'll [D]-
But until then I've got to capture you since [Ab] you're a human.
But you're trying [G] to make friends [C] with one.
Sans!
What?
Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!
I thought they sounded really good.
Well I thought they sounded like not Papyrus, which is the worst kind of sound to be!
Oh, [A] sorry.
It's [C] okay Sans, I already forgave you.
Come on, let's go enjoy some grillbys!
Uh, Papyrus?
Yes?
The kid's still here, and the music's still playing.
I'm pretty sure that means the song's not over.
Whoopsie doopsie, I completely forgot!
Yo men, prepare for my [C] second verse attack!
[Fm] You can do anything [A] if you want it hard [Ab] enough!
Undyne says that and she's [Eb] tough, so I emulate her style!
And that's why [G] I'm the greatest royal [Ab] guardman,
or at least one that's in [G] training, though it's taking quite a [Fm] while!
But when that's [G] over we can be friends [Ab] and you will see how a [Gm] guard has-
Where are you [D] going, human?
We're supposed [Ab] to be fighting!
Why do you [C] think this song is done?
I knew it, Sans!
Not even the human [Eb] respects me!
Hey, bro.
Bro, [Gb] that's not true.
A lot of people like you.
How do you know?
The internet has like a million renditions of [Eb] this song.
Here's [C] one now.
Hit it, boys!
_ Sans!
This is-
Yep, knock him dead, bro.
Prove you're [Cm] bad to the bone!
Come on then, human, let's see if you can keep up with the great Papyrus in this moment of truth!
It won't be easy, you'll have to do actual work unlike my lazy [C] bones brother in his booth!
[Fm] Hey!
You're doing great so far, [G] little human, [Ab] but since I'm a skeleton, I'm not getting [Db] tired at [Fm] all!
Okay, maybe [G] I'm losing some breath, but not quite [Ab] as much as you!
Wait, be [D] careful, do not [Fm] fall!
This is the [G] longest any human's [Ab] lasted to me!
That's because you haven't [G] met one yet!
[Fm] So maybe we can [G] take a little break and lie [Ab] down for a bit?
No, Papyrus, not the rest!
[C] I fooled you, human!
Papyrus does not do things with his eyes [E] closed and snoring!
[Cm] Bring out the backup [C] dancers!
Stop right there, human, listen to [Cm] me!
I am the great Papyrus and you [C] will never be free!
I'll keep you here, interrupted by puzzles, [Cm] unless you want to leave and [C] ask me really nicely!
You can do anything [Cm] if you want it hard enough!
And we know we've got the stuff, [G] we've got heart, we've got [Cm] pride!
And I might be mad, but I don't care, because I made a new friend, [G] or at least I really [Fm] tried!
So if you [G] want to make a new pal, [Ab] then be prepared to have a [Eb] blast, cause I know [Fm] that!
It's like it [G] seems you weren't prepared for this battle,
[Fm] cause I'm nearly out of lyrics and I'm almost [Fm] done!
What did you [G] say, you want to be [Ab] friends?
Oh, please, I knew it [Eb] happened!
Then just stop it with the [D] puns!
This day is [G] great, I've got a new friend and it's a human!
I knew that, you'd make friends with [C] one!
[A] And that's all I could [G] afford the orchestra for.
[Gb] Thanks, fellas, put it on my [N] tab. _ _
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_ Thank you, human at the computer!
Your listening to this incredible song fills me the cr _ -parallel joy!
You know what else would fill me with joy?
Subscribing to this channel!
[A] That way you could be notified about even more songs featuring me!
[G] And if you do, I might [E] make you a plate of [Abm] artisan spaghetti!
You want spaghetti, don't [N] you?