Chords for Uncle Bonsai - Problems
Tempo:
121.35 bpm
Chords used:
C
Bb
F
Db
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I had a dream once that the entire audience got their phones out and recorded this one song and posted it.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song, but the same take.
But it would all be the same version.
Same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
[Ab] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it online.
Like [Fm] bombard Facebook or something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone [Ab] else?
No, that's why we're here in my house.
On a [Bb] large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
There was a drought.
[G] There was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another [C] strain of flu.
What [Bb] can you do?
[Eb] Just wait [Gm] around, another flu will come to you.
And [Eb] all your pets will get [Bb] flu too and [G] that seems bad.
[Db] And I heard it [Ab] doesn't matter [Db] how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Db] But I just [Ab] had a sandwich that had way too much mayonnaise.
[Bbm] And I'm really quite upset, [C] cause it makes the sandwich wet.
[F] And I think they [C] light up the [Bb] octane in this [C] gasoline.
[Fm] And the springs [C] are getting looser [Bb] on the backyard [C] trampoline.
[F] And the mail was [C] late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
[Db] We got problems [Eb] in that first [F] world too.
There [Bb] was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next [Eb] week I'll send a [F] little more.
Hold [Gm] on a sec.
I [Eb] think I wore this dress before.
[Gm] No, [Cm] not again.
Just [C] count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing [Bbm] gears.
First war was unto [C] thee, now God is jovinee.
[F] Cause the [C] microwave is blinking [Bbm] but the mail's [C] already gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking [Bb] isn't really from [C] Champagne.
All the straws I mug were bent.
And the milk [F] was two percent.
We got [Eb] problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F]
[Bb] Some folks [C] have no wifi [F] or it's [C] really, [A] really slow.
[Bb] Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
[Bb] Somewhere there [Cm] are places where [G] the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] Cause the farmers have been cursed and the climate's getting worse.
[Bb] But it's dinner time and I'm sure that [C] I'm not getting [B] too dessert.
[C] Cause the brulee's kinda brittle and the flan is really loose.
[F] And I think [C] our extra pillows made with duck instead of goose.
[F] I got quake instead of crisp and the bacon was too crisp.
[Db] We got problems in the [C] first cause the beer is really hoppy.
[Bb] And the lawn's a [C] little dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy [Bb] and the paper's [C] not too ply.
The news is all [Bb] despair and the [F] remote is over there.
[Db] We got problems [F] in the first world too.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song, but the same take.
But it would all be the same version.
Same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
[Ab] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it online.
Like [Fm] bombard Facebook or something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone [Ab] else?
No, that's why we're here in my house.
On a [Bb] large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
There was a drought.
[G] There was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another [C] strain of flu.
What [Bb] can you do?
[Eb] Just wait [Gm] around, another flu will come to you.
And [Eb] all your pets will get [Bb] flu too and [G] that seems bad.
[Db] And I heard it [Ab] doesn't matter [Db] how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Db] But I just [Ab] had a sandwich that had way too much mayonnaise.
[Bbm] And I'm really quite upset, [C] cause it makes the sandwich wet.
[F] And I think they [C] light up the [Bb] octane in this [C] gasoline.
[Fm] And the springs [C] are getting looser [Bb] on the backyard [C] trampoline.
[F] And the mail was [C] late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
[Db] We got problems [Eb] in that first [F] world too.
There [Bb] was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next [Eb] week I'll send a [F] little more.
Hold [Gm] on a sec.
I [Eb] think I wore this dress before.
[Gm] No, [Cm] not again.
Just [C] count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing [Bbm] gears.
First war was unto [C] thee, now God is jovinee.
[F] Cause the [C] microwave is blinking [Bbm] but the mail's [C] already gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking [Bb] isn't really from [C] Champagne.
All the straws I mug were bent.
And the milk [F] was two percent.
We got [Eb] problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F]
[Bb] Some folks [C] have no wifi [F] or it's [C] really, [A] really slow.
[Bb] Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
[Bb] Somewhere there [Cm] are places where [G] the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] Cause the farmers have been cursed and the climate's getting worse.
[Bb] But it's dinner time and I'm sure that [C] I'm not getting [B] too dessert.
[C] Cause the brulee's kinda brittle and the flan is really loose.
[F] And I think [C] our extra pillows made with duck instead of goose.
[F] I got quake instead of crisp and the bacon was too crisp.
[Db] We got problems in the [C] first cause the beer is really hoppy.
[Bb] And the lawn's a [C] little dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy [Bb] and the paper's [C] not too ply.
The news is all [Bb] despair and the [F] remote is over there.
[Db] We got problems [F] in the first world too.
Key:
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Bb
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Eb
C
Bb
F
I had a dream once that the entire audience got their phones out and recorded this one song and posted it.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song, but the same take.
But it would all be the same version.
Same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
_ _ _ [Ab] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it online.
Like [Fm] bombard Facebook or something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone [Ab] else?
No, that's why we're here in my house.
On a [Bb] large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ There was a drought. _
[G] There was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt. _
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout. _
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it. _
_ _ There [F] was a flu.
And then another [C] strain of flu.
What [Bb] can you do?
[Eb] Just wait [Gm] around, another flu will come to you.
And [Eb] all your pets will get [Bb] flu too and [G] that seems bad. _
_ _ [Db] And I heard it [Ab] doesn't matter [Db] how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Db] But I just [Ab] had a sandwich that had way too much mayonnaise.
[Bbm] And I'm really quite upset, [C] cause it makes the sandwich wet.
[F] And I think they [C] light up the [Bb] octane in this [C] gasoline.
[Fm] And the springs [C] are getting looser [Bb] on the backyard [C] trampoline.
[F] And the mail was [C] late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
[Db] We got problems [Eb] in that first [F] world too.
There [Bb] was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next [Eb] week I'll send a [F] little more.
Hold [Gm] on a sec.
I [Eb] think I wore this dress before.
[Gm] No, [Cm] not again.
Just [C] count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite _ [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing [Bbm] gears.
First war was unto [C] thee, now God is jovinee.
[F] Cause the [C] microwave is blinking [Bbm] but the mail's [C] already gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking [Bb] isn't really from [C] Champagne.
All the straws I mug were bent.
And the milk [F] was two percent.
We got [Eb] problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] Some folks [C] have no wifi [F] or it's [C] really, [A] really _ slow.
[Bb] Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ Somewhere there [Cm] are places where [G] the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] Cause the farmers have been cursed and the climate's getting worse.
[Bb] But it's dinner time and I'm sure that [C] I'm not getting [B] too dessert.
[C] Cause the brulee's kinda brittle and the flan is really loose.
[F] And I think [C] our extra pillows made with duck instead of goose.
[F] I got quake instead of crisp and the bacon was too crisp.
[Db] We got problems in the [C] first cause the beer is really hoppy.
[Bb] And the lawn's a [C] little dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy [Bb] and the paper's [C] not too ply.
The news is all [Bb] despair and the [F] remote is over there.
[Db] We got problems [F] in the first world too. _ _ _ _ _
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song, but the same take.
But it would all be the same version.
Same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
_ _ _ [Ab] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it online.
Like [Fm] bombard Facebook or something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone [Ab] else?
No, that's why we're here in my house.
On a [Bb] large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ There was a drought. _
[G] There was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt. _
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout. _
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it. _
_ _ There [F] was a flu.
And then another [C] strain of flu.
What [Bb] can you do?
[Eb] Just wait [Gm] around, another flu will come to you.
And [Eb] all your pets will get [Bb] flu too and [G] that seems bad. _
_ _ [Db] And I heard it [Ab] doesn't matter [Db] how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Db] But I just [Ab] had a sandwich that had way too much mayonnaise.
[Bbm] And I'm really quite upset, [C] cause it makes the sandwich wet.
[F] And I think they [C] light up the [Bb] octane in this [C] gasoline.
[Fm] And the springs [C] are getting looser [Bb] on the backyard [C] trampoline.
[F] And the mail was [C] late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
[Db] We got problems [Eb] in that first [F] world too.
There [Bb] was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next [Eb] week I'll send a [F] little more.
Hold [Gm] on a sec.
I [Eb] think I wore this dress before.
[Gm] No, [Cm] not again.
Just [C] count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite _ [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing [Bbm] gears.
First war was unto [C] thee, now God is jovinee.
[F] Cause the [C] microwave is blinking [Bbm] but the mail's [C] already gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking [Bb] isn't really from [C] Champagne.
All the straws I mug were bent.
And the milk [F] was two percent.
We got [Eb] problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F] _ _ _ _
[Bb] Some folks [C] have no wifi [F] or it's [C] really, [A] really _ slow.
[Bb] Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ Somewhere there [Cm] are places where [G] the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] Cause the farmers have been cursed and the climate's getting worse.
[Bb] But it's dinner time and I'm sure that [C] I'm not getting [B] too dessert.
[C] Cause the brulee's kinda brittle and the flan is really loose.
[F] And I think [C] our extra pillows made with duck instead of goose.
[F] I got quake instead of crisp and the bacon was too crisp.
[Db] We got problems in the [C] first cause the beer is really hoppy.
[Bb] And the lawn's a [C] little dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy [Bb] and the paper's [C] not too ply.
The news is all [Bb] despair and the [F] remote is over there.
[Db] We got problems [F] in the first world too. _ _ _ _ _