Uber (feat. Mike Jones) Chords

[Gm] _ _ Yeah, _ yeah, [Fm] _
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_ _ yeah, yeah, _ _ [Fm] _
_ yeah, _ _ _ [Gm] yeah
Um, who put the spiders in my applesauce?
Took the pins out my hand [Fm] grenade
Somebody said that I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye, said the devil's not [Gm]
circumcised
Who put spiders in my applesauce?
Took the pins out my hand [Fm] grenade
Somebody said that I deserve to die
I looked him in the eye, said the devil's not [Gm]
circumcised
So play me a song on the guitar
Look out the rainforest in my [Fm] cigar
It's nice in my yo-yo strip
Put a crown on my thigh and [C#] I'm a polo [Gm] kick
I fell in love with a go-go man, so she a single mom
The underdog like to play the game with Diddy [Fm] Kong
She the guy type, daughter bitch of Mondike
Everything is alright, [C#] see it's [Gm] written in the songs
I told her I'd get rich off my little son
Gave her a million reasons that she [Fm] should come along
Immediately she dropped her shit
But everywhere [G#] I go they told me watch your [Gm] bitch
So goddamn, I guess I got another one
Good vibrations, Marky Mark in [Fm] the funky bun
I put the gourmet flavors inside the honey blunt
Got my head under [C#] water but I ain't coming up the fuck air
[Gm] My bitch ass is like a plump pear
And she ain't pretty or ugly, I say she just [Fm] fair
Man, this life is unfair
Okay, [C#] _ [Gm]
I'm parking lot dip and I got nothing
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[Fm] Why you trying to stop when we starting on you?
_ [C#] I [Gm] said I'm parking lot dip and I got nothing to do
So I'm a hundred and [Fm] two
Why you trying to stop when we starting on you?
Starting in November
[Gm]
You got that bitch on you
Bitch, you got that bitch [Fm] on you
You got that bitch on you
Bitch, you got that bitch [C#] [Gm] on you
You got that bitch on you
_ Playboy _ _ [Fm] _
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[G] _ [A#] _ [F#m] magazine, something from the 50s
When the journalism [F] had its peak
You play the background, you just a member of the faculty
I'm actually out here [Gm] decision making
Had to get my shit together, I was missing payments
I just pray to God that my lady [Fm] isn't famous
She threw the gown on and we hit the banquet
She got her own story, just let [D] the bitch [Gm] explain it
Mack, I think the girl that you speaking about
Was in fact the same [Fm] chick late night creeping out, sneaking out
My homie Lua told me to beep but I found out she was working
Found out she wasn't [Gm] working
The whole game switched when my man hit
Got me rolling in a circle, top down, blowing [Fm] purple
Seen the parking lot, I'm about to crawl up like a turtle
I said, seen the parking lot, I'm about to [F#] crawl up like [Gm] a turtle
Switching lane to lane, still tipping
Trunk up, top down, call it parking lot [Fm] pimp
Switching lane to lane, still tipping
Trunk up, top down, call it [F#] parking lot [Gm] pimp
Okay, I'm parking lot pimp and I got nothing to lose
And I'ma do this till I'm a hundred and [Fm] two
Why you trying to stop when we stepping on you?
_ _ [C#] [Gm] I said, I'm parking lot pimp and I got nothing to lose
And I'ma do this till I'm a hundred and [Fm] two
Why you trying to stop when we stepping on you?
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