Chords for Two Man Gentlemen Band - "Big Strong Man"

From the Councilman. _ _ _ _ _
Just gonna sing. _ _ _ _ _
You're creating a lot of antagonism. _ _ _
_ If I were Scythian, and my next record would be called Suck on This.
_ Scythian.
You know what _ suck_
_ Well, suck is_
We'll fix some ideas together.
The punctuation.
Anyways, my good friend the Councilman is singing to you about one of his hobbies, big [C] strong men.
Here we [F#] go.
_ _ _ [D#m] Two or three [Em] bucks.
[D#m] _
[C] _ [D#m] _ [C] _ _ Have _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [G#] _ [D] _ _ _ _
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[Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[G] _ _ you heard about the [N] big strong men?
Yes I have.
He lived in a caravan.
Tell me more.
Have you heard about the derby doesn't fight?
Oh [Em] lord what a hell of a fight.
Well [G] yeah you can take all the heavy weights you got.
What you got?
[G#] You got a lamp, you can beat the whole lot.
[F#] The whole lot?
Yes, the ring bells and the bell frame.
Now he's [G] going to fight Jack Dempsey.
[A] That's my brother.
Still the best that you [D#] got.
Got a row of forty knives on his chest.
Six chances to kill him.
He's [G] firing right in the west.
He knows the rules.
[D#] Hell's fire.
Don't [Em] push or shove.
Honey, who do you mean?
He's got an arm like a leg.
[N] And a punch like [F#m] a ticket bus.
Ship, big ship.
Takes all the arm in [N] the Navy.
He put the wind out. _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [A#m] _ [A] _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well he's not trying to do the leap.
[G#] He's funny.
Go by his seat.
[F] He dove off the harbour in New York.
[G] And he's running like a man from court.
He saw Lusitania in distress.
Distress.
He put the [F#] Lusitania on his chest.
Big chest.
He drank all the water of the sea.
[G] And he walked all the way to Italy.
That was my brother.
Still the best that you got.
Got a row of [F#] forty knives on his chest.
Big chest.
He's firing right in the west.
He knows [G] the rules.
Hell's fire.
Don't push or shove.
He's got an arm like a leg.
And a punch like a [F#] ticket bus.
Ship, big ship.
Takes all the arm in the Navy.
[G] For the one last time, let's do you!
Do-do-do-do [A]-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do _ [G] _ -do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do [A]-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Two _ _ [G] dudes! _ _ _
_ [N] _ It's a do-do-do song.
That's the power of two dudes.
[C#] With an add-on handhold.
Can't be stat.
[C] Well, _ what's done is done.
[C#] _ Is there_
Is there more _ to this one?
_ [G] _ Well, [D#] he [C] thought a trip to Japan
They brought out the big bass [N] band
He played every instrument they got
What a lad, he played [Em] the whole lot
Well, the old church bells are ringing
[C#m] The old church choir [A] all sing
They all come out [G] and say farewell
[F] To my brother [G] Sylvester
That was my brother Sylvester
I [F#m] wrote 40 bass on his chest
Killed 35 in the [G] West End
_ Hell's fire don't push
Don't even feel me
He's got an arm like a leg
And if I take a [F#] ticket back to the ship
Take a song and I'm in the Navy
[D] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [C#] _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ [G] _ _ Sylvester _
[N] I _ _ _ can't do that I can't
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