Happy Phantom Chords by Tori Amos

_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [C] _
[Bb] And if I [G] die today, I'll [Eb] be the happy [F] phantom
_ And I'll [G] go chasing [Ab] the nuns out [F] in the yard
And I'll [G] run naked [Abm] through the street without [C] my mask [Gb] on
And I will never [Ab] need umbrellas [Eb] in the rain
[Gb] I'll wake up in [Ab] strawberry fields [Eb] every day
[Db] And the atrocities [Ab] of school I [Eb] can forgive
[Gb] The happy phantom [Ab] has [C] no right to [F] bitch
Woo-hoo, _ [Bb] _
[Ab] get closer
_ Woo-hoo, _ _ _ _ post
Woo-hoo, _
[Eb] _ get closer
The sun [Gm] is getting [C] dim
Will [F] I pay for who I've been?
_ [Bb] Yeah
So [G] if I die [Eb] today, I'll be the happy [F] phantom
_ [Bb]
[G] And I'll go wearing [Ab] my noughties [C] like a gym
[F]
You'll be my ticket [Eb] to the [C] universe or after
[Db]
There's Judy Garland [Ab] taking Boondock [Eb] by the [Gb] hand
Then these seven [Ab] little men get [Eb] up to dance
[Db]
They say Confucius [Ab] doesn't cross with [Eb] a pen
[Gb]
But still the angel [Ab] to a girl [Eb] who hates to [F]
sin
Woo-hoo, _ time is getting [Ab]
closer
[F] _ Woo-hoo, [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [F] _ _ post
Woo-hoo, get [Eb] _
closer
[Ebm] The sun is [Gm] getting [C] dim
_ Will [F] we pay [Bb] for [Dm] who we've [F] been? _ Yeah
[Em] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [F] _
_ [C] _ _ [Gm] Will I see you [F] dear and wish I could [C] come back?
[Gm] You found a girl that you [F] could truly [C] love again
Will you [Gm] still call for [F] me when she [C] falls asleep?
[Gb] Or do we soon forget [Ab] the things we [Eb] cannot _ [F] see?
Woo-hoo, _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _
woo-hoo Get [Bb] _ _ [Ab] closer
[Ebm] The sun [Gm] is getting [C] dim
Will we [F] pay [Ebm] for who [Dm] we've been?
[F] _
[Bb] Yeah
_ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] And [Gm] if I die [Ab] today
_ [F] _
_ [Gm] And if I die [Eb] today
[C] _
_ [F] And [G] if I die
[Ab] _ _ [C] _
_ _ [G] _ _ Chasing nuns out [F] in the open
_ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Fm] _
_ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ [Ab] Na-na [Fm]-na-na-na
_ _ [Em] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _