I Dont Drink Chords by Tom Macdonald

_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] I screwed up, I just wanna say I'm sorry, it's all my fault
You should probably ignore [D#m] me, oh my god
Should've given you a warning, all my friends
Sick and tired of the [F#] story
I don't drink, cause when I'm drunk I'm annoying
Call your phone, when it's three in the morning
[D#m] Start a fight, park the whip in your garden
Probably think, I am mentally [F#] retarded
Please don't, call me crazy cause I'm not
Last night, I had one too many [D#m] shots
Got _ _ arrested by the cops
Woke up, on the neighbors front [F#] lawn
Every time that I'm hungover, I convince myself I'm dying
Where the hell'd my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
I say that I remember what I did but I am lying
There's a tattoo on my butt cheek, it's a beer can and he's smiling
[B] _ [F#] I'm pretty sure that last night, I found in history
[F#] We made it out alive and that's a victory
_ Black eyes and minor _ injuries
We lost the fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink, when I'm drunk I'm retarded
As for rounds, I'm a knife on a party
I'm a beer, cause I'm only getting started
And about to fall like a misery _
I'm a mess, and I know you don't deserve it
You're the best, and I'm a pretty stupid [D#m] person
Nonetheless, you try to help me cause I'm hurting
I confess, sometimes I feel like I'm not worth [F#] it
I don't drink, cause when I'm drunk I'm a problem
I don't care, who I hurt I feel [D#m] awesome
Holy crap, it's either jail or a coffin
Soon enough, I'm a be at [D#] rock bottom
[F#]
Please help, tell me how'd I end up here
Last night, I had one too many beers
[D#m] _
Flashbacks, but I can't remember clear
Why I texted all my exes and we haven't spoken [F#] years
Every time that I'm hungover, last night doesn't feel so funny
I threw up on my front step and I wasted all my money
I got naked in a nightclub, right in front of all my buddies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but she is [B] ugly
I'm [F#] pretty sure that last night, went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a victory
_ Black eyes, fire _ injuries
We lost the fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink, cause when I'm drunk I'm [G#] retarded
I'm surrounded, I'm the life [F#] of the party
Hold my beer, cause I'm only getting started
There's a pot to blow in the misery
_ Call my _ phone, okay be quiet can you hear it?
_ _ I don't hear it, damn oh no
My sexy photos, can we clear it?
_ _ We need to clear it
_ I'm pretty sure that last night, went down in history
We made it out alive and that's a _ victory
Black eyes, fire injuries
We lost the fight together, that's a win to me
I don't drink, cause when I'm drunk I'm retarded
I'm surrounded, _ I'm the life of the party
Hold my beer, cause I'm only getting started
There's a pot to blow in the misery _ _ _ _ _
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