Third Rate Romance Chords by Tom Jones

_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Ladies and gentlemen, this next song is a little bit [Bb] _ _
naughty.
_ _ _ _ Sitting at a tiny table in a [F] ritzy restaurant.
_ _ _ _ _ She was staring at her coffee cup.
_ He was trying to keep his courage up by [Gm] applying _ [Bb] booze.
Now _ [F] _ [A] [Bb] they talk small when they talk at all.
They [F] won't give you what they want.
_ There was no need to talk about it.
_ Cause they were old enough to stop it.
And he [Bb] played loose.
_ She would look at him and she would say.
[D] Now you don't look like that [Gm] type.
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_ [E] _ _ [F] _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ It's Elizabeth.
_ _ [D] _
I'll even tell [Gm] you what he [Eb] wanted to.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
It's a [F] romance.
No [Dm] rain, no [A] [Bb] devil.
_ Ah, let me guess.
[Bb] _
He [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [Bb] _ [A] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Bb] _ _
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_ got into his car [F] and he drove away.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] He drove her to the family.
_ _ She didn't even have to pretend.
She [A] didn't know [Bb] what for.
[Bbm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm] _ [Bb] So he went to the desk and made his request.
[F] As she waited _ outside.
_ _ _ And he came back with a case.
Ah, she said they can give that to me.
And I [Bb] locked the door.
_ But on the watch she kept saying.
_ [D] _
I've never even [Gm] done this kind of thing before.
[Eb] Have you?
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] [Bb] It ain't romance.
No [F] rain, no devil.
[Bbm] _
[Bb] He said, let me tell you the truth, Ma.
[D] _ Yes, I have.
[Gm] _ Once I [Eb] bought you.
I think he was a lying son of a [Ebm] gun, boss.
_ _ [Bb] It ain't [F] romance.
No rain, no _ _ [G] _
[Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ devil.
[Bb] It ain't [Fm] romance.
No [Cm] rain, no [F] _ _ [A] _
[Bb] _ devil.
Give it [A] to me.
[F] _ _ [Bb] It ain't [A] romance.
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Bb] _
[Eb] No.
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