Chords for Tim Minchin - Inflatable You - Legendado

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_ _ All the ladies in the house, come on and let me hear you say, ay-oh! _
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_ _ _ _ _ Fellas _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
in the house, come on and let me hear you say, _ _ _ whoop! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ All the ladies in the house, _ come on and let me hear you say, _ I'm not good with maps, _ _ _ but
I have highly developed emotional _ intelligence! _ _ _
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_ _ Um, _ _ _ _ _ all the f- _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ This is a love song.
_ _ _ _ _ _ Your love for me is not debatable, _ _
_ [C] _ your sexual [Fm] appetite's _ insatiable,
_ _ [Bb] _ [Fm] you never ever [Bb] make me [Cm] waitable, _ _
_ [Bb] _ delectable, _ _ inflatable, [Eb] you.
_ _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ You don't have problems with your weight at all,
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you never steal [Fm] food off [Cm] my plate at all,
_ [Bb] _ [Fm] I never have to masturbate at all,
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unstoppable, _ _ [Eb] inflatable, you.
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[Bb] _ You never seem [Eb] to menstruate at all,
_ _ [C] so you're not angry [Fm] when I'm late at all, _
[Bb] _ I feel permanently [Fm] _
fallatable,
_ _ [Bb] _ _ unpoppable, [Eb] inflatable, you.
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_ _ With [E] you in my arms, [Dbm] I feel we could just [Abm] fly away,
_ _ _ [Ebm] with _ _ _
[A] the right kind of gas, [Gbm] I might even [E] try it [Abm] someday.
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_ _ _ [B] In [E] this ocean of life, _ [Dbm] I'm never afraid [Abm] I might drown,
[Ebm] _ [A] we could just float forever, [Gbm] whatever [E] the weather, [Ab] whenever [Db] my [Gbm] inflatable [Bb] [B] love is around.
_ _ [Bb] _ Your [Eb] thighs and buttocks are so holdable,
_ _ [C] _ you always do [Fm] just what you're toldable, _ _
[Bb] and if we argue, [Fm] you just foldable,
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ controllable, [Eb] _ consolable, [Cm] you.
[D] _ _ My mates [Eb] all reckon you are suitable, _ _
[C] _ I took you round [Fm] to watch the footable,
_ _ [Bb] _ [Fm] and Stephen Gary said you're rootable, _ _ _
refutable, _ [Eb] commutable, you.
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[Bb] _ [E] You're never sensitive [Eb] or tickly,
_ _ [C] _ when I rub you, [Fm] my skin goes prickly,
_ [Bb] _ it's known as static _ [Fm] electricity, _ _
[Bb] for less [Fm] study when I'm [Eb] kissing you.
[C] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] Your skin is so [Dbm] smooth,
I couldn't afford [Abm] you with hair, _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ you [A] have all the holes real [Gbm] girls have got,
_ [Abm] plus one for the _ [Db] hair.
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_ [B] _ [E] Your problems are simple, [Dbm] I don't need my [Abm] masters in sight,
[Ebm] to [A] know if you get [Gbm] down, I just to perk [Dbm] you right up,
with [Ab] a couple [Db] of squirts, [Gbm] wet the [Bb] pump [B] up my bike.
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You never wake [Eb] up when I snore at [B] all,
[E] _ [Gm] a trait which [F] I find quite [Ab]
adorable,
_ you have a [G] box and you [Fm] are storable,
[C] _ [Bb] _ _ [Abm] [Gm] ignorable, [Eb] backdorable, you.
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _
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Any sexual [Eb] position's [Gm] feasible,
[B] _ [C] _ [Gm] although you don't [F] bend at the [Ab] knees at all.
_ [Bb] [Ab] Your [G] hooters are so [Fm] firm and squeezable,
[B] _ [Bb] _ [Ab] increasable, [Gm] _ [Eb] uncreasable, you.
[Bb] _ _ [C] _ [Bb]
You don't [Eb] complain about my hairy back,
_ _ [C] [Gm] or about the inches [F] that [Ab] downstairs I lack,
[B] _ [Bb] [Abm] you're [Gm] not disgusted by my [Ab] furry crack,
[B] _ [C] _ [Ab] _
_ [G] _ [Bb] _ [A] _ _ _ [C] _ [Db] _
[Bbm] _ _ [A] _ [Ab] _ _ [Gm] [Gbm] Bert [F]
Bacharach, [E] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [F] Jack [Ab] Kerouac, _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ ooh.
[C] _ _
[Bb] _ Now birth control [Eb] is not an issue,
_ [E] I _ [Gm] clean it all [F] off with [Fm] a_
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[G] I bet [F] my [Ab] jealous friends all wish you
were insatiably [Fm] [Eb] inflatably theirs,
[C] _ _
[Eb] yeah, [Ab] piano's all you [Fm] need.
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_ [C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ [Gm] _ _
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [B] _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ [Ab] _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _
[G] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ [F] _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ [Ab] _ [G] _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bm] _ [Cm] _ _
[G] _ _ [Eb] _ [F] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [Bm] _
[Bb] _ [Abm] _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [Eb] _ _ _
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[Gm] _ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _
[A] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Gm] _ _
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_ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
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_ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ [B] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [C] _ [Gb] _
[Ab] _ [G] _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Ab] _ _ _ [G] _ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [A] _
Don't let [F] me [G] [Ab] down, _ _
[Bb] _ [Db] _ [D] don't [Eb] let me [Gm] [B] down,
_ [C] _ _ [Eb] _ [E] don't let [F] me [G]
[Ab] down,
[A] _ [Bb] _ [Db] and I won't let you _ _ [Eb] _ _ down.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ Ooh.
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