Chords for Tim Hawkins- Old Rock Star Songs

_ _ _ _ _ _ Yes, I saw about getting older, but you know I think that being a comedian
I could do comedy for a long time, and then still it would look you know, okay
I think a lot of musicians.
I see like rock stars.
They need to quit after a while
_ And it just doesn't look right you know I'm just saying like if you're a musician though
I say you know keep if you get older just keep singing, but just change your songs
_ You know make it look more believable no matter what group you are you know like the village people _ _
_ Change your songs.
You know I got a letter from a ARP _ _ _ _
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No matter who you are like Eric Clapton Eric Clapton's getting older.
He'll have to change his [E] songs like a _
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[E] When the day is begun [D] put some of this on [E] Rogaine
_ If [D] _ _ _ _ _ [E] you've got a false spot [D] wanna keep what you got [E]
Rogaine
_ _ [D] Your _ _ _
_ [E] hairline [Dm] is declining [Cm] you shine
[B] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ No _ _
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_ _ _ [B] matter who you are like a Tom Petty Tom Petty's getting older
_ [A] This Tom Petty gonna sing [E] _ _ _ _ [B] don't come in my yard no more _ [A] you _ [E] _ _
_ _ [B] grew in my lawn before _
[A] _ _ _ [E] Whatever _ _ you kids are looking [B] _ for [A] _ _
_ _ [E] hey _ don't come in my yard [B] no _ [A] more
_ How _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ about the who? _ _ _
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_ _ [N] _ Who the heck are you _ _ _ _ _ _ oh we do this all night, [Bb] man, but Casey in the sunshine band _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ girl to dance with you
It's my favorite thing
_ Yeah _
_ [Eb] But when I hit the floor I really [Bb] feel the pain
_ Uh-huh, so [F] _ I need to put [Eb] on my mama _ [Bb] orthopedic shoes
Nobody with you.
_ [F] Yeah, I'm gonna put [Eb] on my mama [Bb] orthopedic shoes
_ Nobody with you
_ _ [N] Yeah
_ But _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Neil Diamond, _ _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ okay, maybe not _ Neil Diamond [C] getting older _ _
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_ _ _ Jello again _ jello _ I _ _ _ _ _ always eat
_ _ jello _ _ [G] I
_ [Am] _ _
love [F] that
Jiggly _ [Em] thing _ [Am] you do [F] when you make lunch great.
_ _ [C] I can hardly wait
[G] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ jello
_ _ _ Who _ _ _
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else is getting older man like the Eagles? _ _
[Am] Eagles getting all this is what they're gonna sing right here _ _
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ on a dark country highway
_ [E] _ cool wind in your hair
[G] _ _ Warm smell of a corn dog
[D] _ Rising up through the air
[F] You see a sign in the distance [C] that says we're open all day
_ [Dm] And if you walk up to the _ entrance
[E] It's where you hear me say _
[F] _ I'm a greeter at Walmart [G] in [C] California
_ _ Yeah, _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm]
I work the door _ _ at [A] the _ [G] superstore.
[C] _ I
[F] hand out stickers in a Walmart [C] in California
_ _ _ _ [Dm] Where my vest is blue _ _ and [E] my hair is
_ _ But [Am] _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ [Ab] no no collection like this would be complete
_ As far as getting older would be Garth Brooks
I think I I would love to hear what Garth is gonna sing up into his 80s, so we'll finish this with Garth
[A] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Bbm] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
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_ _ My _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ [A] _ buddies and me [Bb] were once [Bbm] wild and free _ [B] [Bm] now we ain't doing so great
_ _ _ [E] Used to go down tear up the town [A] and now we're all in bed by eight _
Our _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ parties are fewer.
[Bbm] We're sipping insured
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ _ _ Instead of our glass [Dm] of champagne
_ _ Now when [E] we get together, we just talk about the weather and all we ever do is _ complain _
[A] Cuz all my friends have hip _ replacements cuz they slipped and fell in their garage or basement
[Bm] We're old and pale _ _ _ [E] and our bones are _ _ frail
_ [A] Yeah years ago.
We were still in bases now.
We spend our time having wheelchair races
[Bm] Oh all my _ [E] friends _ have [A] hip _ replacements _
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