Chords for Three Little Pigs

_ _ [D#] _ _ [A] _ _ [G] _
[Gm] Why don't you sit right [G] back and I, [D] I may tell you [G] a tale.
A tale of [Gm] three little pigs [N] and a big bat [B] mole.
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[C] _ _ _ [F#] _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _
[C] _ _ _ [F#] _ [C] _ _ [A] Well the [C] first little piggy, well he was kind of [F#] picky.
Spent [C] most of his days just a-dreaming on the [A] street.
And [C] then one day he bought a guitar.
He moved to Hollywood to [A] become a star.
For [C] living on the farm he knew nothing of the [E] city.
Built his [C] house out of straw, what a [A] pity.
[C] Then one day, jamming on some chords, along came a wolf, knocking on his [D] door.
[C] Little pig, little pig, let me [N] in.
_ _ _ [A]
[C] Little pig, little pig, let me [F] in.
I'll _ _ [F#] _
_ blow your house [D] in.
Poppin', poppin', blow your house [D#] in.
Poppin', poppin', blow your house [A] in.
Poppin' in a poppin'
_ [F#] _
[C] _ _ _ [A] _ [C] _ _ [D] Well the second little piggy, well he was kind of [D] stoke.
He spent [C] most of his days just a-gone, just [F#] smoking.
[C] Poppin' in a poppin' down on Venice [A] Beach.
[C] Getting paid money for religious peace.
[F#]
[C] Built his shelter from when he garbage picked.
[F#] [C] Mostly made up of old cans and [F#] sticks.
[C] Then one day he was cranking up on Marley.
Along came the wolf on his big fat [F#] hardy.
[C] Little pig, little pig, let me [A] in.
[C] _ _ _ [F#]
[C] Little pig, little pig, let me in.
[A] _ [C] _ _ [F#m] Well I'll poppin', poppin', I'll blow your house [D] in.
Poppin', [G] poppin', blow your house [G#m] in.
Poppin', poppin', blow your house [A] in.
Poppin' in a [E] poppin' _ _
[Cm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [N] _ _ [F#m]
[C] little piggy.
The great ace food [A] in his, daddy was the rock star.
Name pig who [F#m] could earn his [C] master's degree from Harvard College.
[A] [C] Built his house from his [A] architect knowledge.
A [C] high level mansion, Hollywood [A] Hills.
[C] Daddy's rock stardom, paid for the bills.
Then one day came the old house [A] smasher.
The big [C] bad wolf, the little piggy [A] slasher.
[C] Little pig, little pig, let me [F#] in.
[C] _ _ [F#] Little [C] pig, little pig, let me in.
[A] _ [C] _ _ [F#] Well I'll poppin', poppin', I'll blow your house in.
[G] Poppin', poppin', blow your house in.
[D#]
Poppin', poppin', blow your house [E] in.
Poppin' in a poppin' little piggy.
_ [D#] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A#] _ [C#] Well the big [C] bad wolf, well he huffs [A] and he [C] puffs all that he could.
[A] And lo and [C] behold the little piggy's house stood.
[A] It's made [C] out of concrete, the little piggy shouted.
[A] The wolf [C] just frowned as he pouted.
[E] So they called [C] 9-11, like any piggy would.
[A] They said [C] shout Rambo, [A] just as [C] fast as they could.
[A] _
[C] Yo, wolf face, [A] I'm your worst nightmare.
Your ass is [C] mine.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [G] _
_ I'm a wolf [C] found dead as you can plainly see.
And that's the end of the story for you and me.
You still give a listen, you just may.
Hear the big wolf, the little piggy say.
Little pig, little pig, let me in.
_ [G] _
[Gm] _ Little [C] pig, little pig, let me in.
[G] _ _
[D#] Well [F#m] I'll poppin', poppin', I'll blow your house in.
[G] Poppin', poppin', blow your house in.
[G#m] Poppin', poppin', blow your house in.
[Am] Poppin', poppin', blow your house in.
[A#] Poppin' it up, poppin' it up, blow your house [Bm] in.
Poppin' it up, poppin' it up, blow your house [C] in.
Poppin' it up, poppin' it up, _ [C#] _ _ [E] _
_ _ [C] blow your house in.
And the model of the _ stupidly mute idiots with the stupid puppet show.
_ _ _ [G] _