Chords for They Might Be Giants - This Microphone (Official Video)

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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] Selflessly [Am] hiding all [F] the emotions [G] inside
[Em] Chilly and [Am] dry, [Dm] New England [G] sky
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[Am] Nobody's figured out [F] my twelve fatal [G] flaws
[Em] Who's keeping [Am] score?
[Dm] Who wins that [G] war?
_ [F] I'm busting [C] _ [E] out, and I [F] know everyone [G] agrees
_ _ [Eb] Carrying [Ab] his card, he bad [Bb] ideas to [Eb] the dome
[Ab] And taking my [Bb] time, [Eb] taking my [Ab] time
[Bb] Hey, this [Eb] microphone _ [Ab] was turned [Bb] on all along
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[Am] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _
[Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ I tried [Am] returning all [F] that stuff to [G] the store
But then I bought more, [Dm] then I bought [G] more
_ [Em] I'm done [Am] explaining all [F] these reckless [G] displays
[Em] Heartened with [Am] fan, [Dm] I'm in [G] love
_ [F] Old [C] stories told [E] in brand [F] new clothes I bought [G] today
_ _ [Eb] Kindness [Ab] is killing all [Bb] my unfinished [Eb] dreams
[Ab] And walking [Bb] away, [Eb] just walking [Ab] away
[Bb] Hey, this [Eb] microphone _ [Ab] was turned [Bb] on all [Eb] along
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[Bb] _ _ [Eb] Carrying [Ab] his card, he bad [Bb] ideas to [Eb] the dome
[Ab] And taking my [Bb] time, [Eb] taking my [Ab] time
[Bb] Hey, this [Eb] microphone _ [Ab] was turned [Bb] on all along
[Eb] _ _ [D] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
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