Patricia The Stripper Chords by The Wombats

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She works downtown in an unmarked bar Flying round poles she always gave me the
fright of [D] my life _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] I didn't mean to get involved
It was the alcohol mixed with an empty can [D] in sight
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ It's such a bad [F#] idea [E] _ _ _
_ [D] _ Falling in love with a lady of [A] the night _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Why couldn't God give her two lessons [D] for _ _ [Bm] me? _
_ Then she couldn't have run away [A] from _ me _ _ _ _
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_ Moms go by and I'm alone in bed While she's freezing up for when the businessmen and lawyers [D] arrive _ _ _ _
I've got [A] to wear a bit [G#m] of suit and tie [F#m] Getting past the door I'd [E] want to see my girl [D] tonight
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I'd go to all this [G#] effort [E] just to see [D] myself Let's wish I'm going home with some [A] other guy _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Why couldn't God give her two lessons [D] for _ _ _ _ me?
_ Then she couldn't have run away [A] from me _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Why couldn't God give her two [D] lessons for me? _ _ _ _
_ Then she couldn't have run away from me
She thinks [E] I'm sad and that's [A] _ alright _ [C#m] But _
_ [D] _ she [E] doesn't hate me so [A] there's my little [G#m] _
howl
[Bm] I can't, I can't leave, I [C#m] can't, I [F#m] can't, I can't [A] She's my covered up _ [Bm] Botox _ [C#] girl _
_ _ [D] _ Patricia, _ [E] _
Patricia, _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
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the thrift, _ _ [B] you are my [D] _ sunshine _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] Oh _ [A] Patricia, _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [A] Patricia, _ _ come on [E]
home [D] _ _ tonight _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ Oh Patricia, _ _ _ the _ _ _ stripper, you are my _ [D] _
sunshine _ _ So _ [A] _ _
_ [D] why can't you come [A] _
home [D] with _ [A] me _ tonight? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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