Chords for The Widow at Windsor
Tempo:
124.4 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
A
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[D]
Have you heard of the Widow Twinsa With a hairy gold crown on her head?
She has ships on the foam, she has millions at home
She pays us for boogers and red, oh, for boogers and red
There's a nick [C] on the cavalry [D]
horses There's a mark [G] on the [A] medical stores
[D] And her [G] troopers you'll find [C] with a fair [D] wind behind
[G] That takes [D] us to [C] various wars, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] [D] barbarous wars
Then here's to [G] the [C] Widow
[D] Twinsa And here's [G] to the stores [A] and the guns
[D] The man [G] and the horses, [C] what makes [D] up the forces
[G] Is Zimbis' [D] [Em] victorious songs, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] victorious [D]
songs
[G] [A] [D] What, why [G] does the [C] Widow [D] Twinsa For half of [G] creation [A] she owns?
We [D] have bought [G] her the same [C] with a sword [D] and a flame
[G] And we've salted [D] it down [Em] with our bones, [G]
[D] poor boogers, [C] it's blue with [G] our bones
[D] Hands off to [G] the sons of [C] the [D] widow Hands off of [G] the goods in [A] her shop
[D] For the kings must [G] come down and [C] the emperors [D]
crown
When [G] the [D] widow at Windsor says [G] stop, poor [D] boogers, [C] we're sent to [D] say stop
Then here's [G] to the lodge [C] of the [D] widow From the [G] palter, the [A] tropics and rungs
[D] To the lodge that [G] awaits Hyle [C] With a rank [D] and a file
[G] And open [D] in form [Em] with their [G] guns, [D] poor [C] boogers, it's always [D] their guns
[A] [G] [C] [D]
[G] [A]
[D] [G] [C] [D]
[G] [D] [Em] [G]
[D] [C] [D] We have her to [C] the widow at [D]
Windsor It's safest [G] to leave her [A] alone
For [D] us sentries [G] we stand by [C] the sea and [D] the land
[G] Wherever [D] the [C] bugles are [G] blown, [D] poor boogers, [C] and don't [D] we get blown
Take hold of the wings of the mornin' And flop round the earth till [A] you're dead
But [D] you won't get away from the tune that they play
To the blooming old rag [C] overhead, [G] poor boogers, it's odds [D] overhead
Then here's [G] to the sons [C] of the [D]
widow Wherever, [G] however [A] they roam
[D] Here's all they [G] desire [C] and if [D] they require [G] A speedy [D] return to [Em] their home
[G] [D] Poor boogers, [C] they'll never [Bm] see home
[A] [G]
[N]
Have you heard of the Widow Twinsa With a hairy gold crown on her head?
She has ships on the foam, she has millions at home
She pays us for boogers and red, oh, for boogers and red
There's a nick [C] on the cavalry [D]
horses There's a mark [G] on the [A] medical stores
[D] And her [G] troopers you'll find [C] with a fair [D] wind behind
[G] That takes [D] us to [C] various wars, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] [D] barbarous wars
Then here's to [G] the [C] Widow
[D] Twinsa And here's [G] to the stores [A] and the guns
[D] The man [G] and the horses, [C] what makes [D] up the forces
[G] Is Zimbis' [D] [Em] victorious songs, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] victorious [D]
songs
[G] [A] [D] What, why [G] does the [C] Widow [D] Twinsa For half of [G] creation [A] she owns?
We [D] have bought [G] her the same [C] with a sword [D] and a flame
[G] And we've salted [D] it down [Em] with our bones, [G]
[D] poor boogers, [C] it's blue with [G] our bones
[D] Hands off to [G] the sons of [C] the [D] widow Hands off of [G] the goods in [A] her shop
[D] For the kings must [G] come down and [C] the emperors [D]
crown
When [G] the [D] widow at Windsor says [G] stop, poor [D] boogers, [C] we're sent to [D] say stop
Then here's [G] to the lodge [C] of the [D] widow From the [G] palter, the [A] tropics and rungs
[D] To the lodge that [G] awaits Hyle [C] With a rank [D] and a file
[G] And open [D] in form [Em] with their [G] guns, [D] poor [C] boogers, it's always [D] their guns
[A] [G] [C] [D]
[G] [A]
[D] [G] [C] [D]
[G] [D] [Em] [G]
[D] [C] [D] We have her to [C] the widow at [D]
Windsor It's safest [G] to leave her [A] alone
For [D] us sentries [G] we stand by [C] the sea and [D] the land
[G] Wherever [D] the [C] bugles are [G] blown, [D] poor boogers, [C] and don't [D] we get blown
Take hold of the wings of the mornin' And flop round the earth till [A] you're dead
But [D] you won't get away from the tune that they play
To the blooming old rag [C] overhead, [G] poor boogers, it's odds [D] overhead
Then here's [G] to the sons [C] of the [D]
widow Wherever, [G] however [A] they roam
[D] Here's all they [G] desire [C] and if [D] they require [G] A speedy [D] return to [Em] their home
[G] [D] Poor boogers, [C] they'll never [Bm] see home
[A] [G]
[N]
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Have you heard of the Widow _ _ Twinsa With a hairy gold crown on her head?
She has ships on the foam, she has millions at home
She pays us for boogers and _ red, oh, for boogers and red _ _ _ _ _
There's a nick [C] on the cavalry _ [D]
horses There's a mark [G] on the [A] medical _ stores
[D] And her [G] troopers you'll find [C] with a fair [D] wind behind
[G] That takes [D] us to [C] various wars, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] _ [D] barbarous wars
Then here's to [G] the [C] Widow _
[D] Twinsa And here's [G] to the stores [A] and the guns
[D] The man [G] and the horses, [C] what makes [D] up the forces
[G] Is Zimbis' [D] _ [Em] victorious songs, [G] _ [D] poor boogers, [C] victorious [D]
songs
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] What, why [G] does the [C] Widow _ [D] Twinsa For half of [G] creation [A] she owns?
We [D] have bought [G] her the same [C] with a sword [D] and a flame
[G] And we've salted [D] it down [Em] with our bones, [G] _
[D] poor boogers, [C] it's blue with [G] our _ bones
[D] Hands off to [G] the sons of [C] the [D] widow Hands off of [G] the goods in [A] her shop
[D] For the kings must [G] come down and [C] the emperors [D]
crown
When [G] the [D] widow at Windsor says [G] stop, poor [D] boogers, [C] we're sent to [D] say stop
Then here's [G] to the lodge [C] of the [D] widow From the [G] palter, the [A] tropics and rungs
[D] To the lodge that [G] awaits Hyle [C] With a rank [D] and a file
[G] And open [D] in form [Em] with their [G] guns, [D] poor [C] boogers, it's always [D] their guns
[A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ We have her to [C] the widow at _ [D]
Windsor It's safest [G] to leave her [A] _ alone
For [D] us sentries [G] we stand by [C] the sea and [D] the land
[G] Wherever [D] the [C] bugles are [G] blown, [D] poor boogers, [C] and don't [D] we get blown
_ Take hold of the wings of the _ mornin' And flop round the earth till [A] you're dead
But [D] you won't get away from the tune that they play
To the blooming old rag [C] overhead, _ _ [G] poor boogers, it's odds _ [D] overhead _ _ _ _ _
Then here's [G] to the sons [C] of the [D]
widow Wherever, [G] _ however [A] they roam
[D] Here's all they [G] desire [C] and if [D] they require [G] A speedy [D] return to [Em] their home
[G] _ [D] Poor boogers, [C] they'll never [Bm] see home
[A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ Have you heard of the Widow _ _ Twinsa With a hairy gold crown on her head?
She has ships on the foam, she has millions at home
She pays us for boogers and _ red, oh, for boogers and red _ _ _ _ _
There's a nick [C] on the cavalry _ [D]
horses There's a mark [G] on the [A] medical _ stores
[D] And her [G] troopers you'll find [C] with a fair [D] wind behind
[G] That takes [D] us to [C] various wars, [G] [D] poor boogers, [C] _ [D] barbarous wars
Then here's to [G] the [C] Widow _
[D] Twinsa And here's [G] to the stores [A] and the guns
[D] The man [G] and the horses, [C] what makes [D] up the forces
[G] Is Zimbis' [D] _ [Em] victorious songs, [G] _ [D] poor boogers, [C] victorious [D]
songs
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] What, why [G] does the [C] Widow _ [D] Twinsa For half of [G] creation [A] she owns?
We [D] have bought [G] her the same [C] with a sword [D] and a flame
[G] And we've salted [D] it down [Em] with our bones, [G] _
[D] poor boogers, [C] it's blue with [G] our _ bones
[D] Hands off to [G] the sons of [C] the [D] widow Hands off of [G] the goods in [A] her shop
[D] For the kings must [G] come down and [C] the emperors [D]
crown
When [G] the [D] widow at Windsor says [G] stop, poor [D] boogers, [C] we're sent to [D] say stop
Then here's [G] to the lodge [C] of the [D] widow From the [G] palter, the [A] tropics and rungs
[D] To the lodge that [G] awaits Hyle [C] With a rank [D] and a file
[G] And open [D] in form [Em] with their [G] guns, [D] poor [C] boogers, it's always [D] their guns
[A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ [D] _ _ We have her to [C] the widow at _ [D]
Windsor It's safest [G] to leave her [A] _ alone
For [D] us sentries [G] we stand by [C] the sea and [D] the land
[G] Wherever [D] the [C] bugles are [G] blown, [D] poor boogers, [C] and don't [D] we get blown
_ Take hold of the wings of the _ mornin' And flop round the earth till [A] you're dead
But [D] you won't get away from the tune that they play
To the blooming old rag [C] overhead, _ _ [G] poor boogers, it's odds _ [D] overhead _ _ _ _ _
Then here's [G] to the sons [C] of the [D]
widow Wherever, [G] _ however [A] they roam
[D] Here's all they [G] desire [C] and if [D] they require [G] A speedy [D] return to [Em] their home
[G] _ [D] Poor boogers, [C] they'll never [Bm] see home
[A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _