Chords for The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2

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Ready?
Okay!
_ Hi!
I'll be your guy!
I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the [G] other side!
Don't go
to the netherworld!
Netherworld?
Did I say netherworld?
Nevermind, I'm a B to the W-J-F-U
and Jesus, I can't spell.
_ _ He'll be your guy!
He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side!
Let's all get naked!
No!
Not worth a try!
_ I'm the B to the W-T-L-E to the J-U-I-Z-E!
Yeah!
[Ab] What is [Am] happening?
[E] I understand [Gm] it's a lot to [Gbm] process, but [Fm] the good news is [Cm] you
[Fm] and your spouse died in your own [Ab] house!
That gives you [Cm] clout, that [Fm] means the two of [Cm] you
should stick around!
Lucky for you I dropped by, yeah you seem like nice guys!
A little
[C] on the pottery barn and dry white wine [Ab] side!
That's for me, I've [Ab] been scaring for millennia!
I'm the bio-exorcist, giving [Eb] houses [C] animals!
Bust out all the breathers you [Gm] can breathe
each!
[Cm] You're fake with me, I'm like a ghost [C] zombie Jesus!
Ghost zombie Jesus!
[G] And I feel
it for the love of [Ab] it!
Money?
Yeah, who gives a [A] shit?
I think [Gm] we're a perfect [G] fit!
[C] Come
on, [G] let's make out a bit!
It's _ [Cm] _ [Eb]
the perfect day to die, [Bb] cause this guy happened to [Ab] be
passing by!
[D] To give you control [D] of your soul, through [Gm] the whole being dead thing!
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_ _ [E] _ _ [D] The whole being [Gm] dead thing!
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