I Make Hamburgers Chords by The Whitlams

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_ _ [Am] My first customer [Em] was Megan, [Dm] she came in for a [Am] hamburger with a lot, _ [Em] [Dm] no meat. _
[Am] Hey that's a [Em] salad roll, I [Dm] said, and we started going [C] out. _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [Am] My second customer [G] was Susan, she came [Dm] in for diet [Am] Pepsi, morning tea, _ [Em] [Am] each day.
And I said, you don't [Em] need to be on a [D] diet, you wanna come out [Am] tonight. _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ I said, [F] our [C] brim gringo's got a lot of money, and he'll [F] take [C] us to the bar,
where they got a few, he'll buy us a [F] few [C] beers, and a year and ten bottles of lemon on the top,
and it don't taste [F] too [C] bad, I'm telling [Dm] you, _ _ _ _ telling [G] _ you. _ _ _
My third customer [C] was Maria, _ she came in for hot chips and sauce.
I said, _ now you're talking, and she took me home to meet her mother. _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Am] My fourth customer [Em] was [Dm] Sandy, she came in for [Am] nothing I could see, [Em] _ [Dm] except me.
[Am] _ So it was, I was [Em] eating a [Dm] hamburger and sauce within [C] an hour.
_ _ _ [Dm] And I [F] make [C] hamburgers, I get all the girls, and I [F] take [C] them out for dinner, and I give them all the work.
[F] They [C] work, I keep them, if they don't, I keep them too, but I [F] teach [C] them all how to be [Dm] dirty _ girls.
_ [G] I'm telling you.
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_ _ _ said, _
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_ _ [Dm] _ [F] our brim [C] gringo's got a lot of money, and he'll [F] take [C] us to the bar, where they got a few, he'll buy us a [F] few [C] beers,
and a year and ten bottles of lemon on the top, and it don't taste [F] too [C] bad, I'm telling [Dm] you, _ _ _ _ telling [G] _
you.
_ _ [Em] _ [G] So I [F] make [C] hamburgers, I get all the girls, and I [F] take [C] them out for dinner, and I give them all the work.
[F] They [C] work, I keep them, if they don't, I keep them too, but I teach them all how to be dirty [Dm] _ _
girls.
_ _ I [F] make [C] _ hamburgers, I get all the _ _ [F] girls.
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If they work, I keep them, if they don't, I keep them [Dm] too.
_ _ _ _ I [F] make [C] hamburgers, I get all the girls, _ and I [F] take [C] them out for dinner, _ _ _ [F] [C] and I give them all the work.
They work, I keep them, if they don't, I keep them too, but I [F] teach [C] them all how to be [Dm] _ _
_ dirty girls.
I [F] make [C] _ hamburgers, I get all the [F] [C] girls, _ and I take them out for dinner, [F] and I [C] give them all the work.
I keep them, if they don't, I keep [F] them too.
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