Chords for The Ultimate Harry Potter Fan Theory Medley

[E] Since Harry Potter [A] was written _ [Bm] back in the late _ 90s
[Em] Some people who [Gm] have way too [F] much time
[Am] Found things that [A] JK left [Em]
out
Like how we knew [C] that Fred would [Em] die as [E] soon as I lost my [D] ear
[Em] And our Dark Lord's pure blood [N] crusade
Was how Mary Poppins was slain
[Em] That's right, you heard what we said
Voldemort is the reason Mary Poppins is [C] dead
That minister of magic called Muggle-O [D#m]-Pair
Should have chosen her passions [Gm] with a little more care
She loved Muggle wizards and [D#] helped them stay hidden
Now a spoonful of sugar [C#m] is strictly [A] forbidden!
In the first six [B] stories people [Bm] wondered if [A] Harry would ever fall in love
[F#m] And who he would marry
Then [C#m] out of nowhere Ginny [Bm] took his arm
[C#m] And it was like they were hit with a [D] confounder's [A] charm
But what if it wasn't just [Bm] love at first sight?
[C#m] And Ginny's material love [D] potion went nuts
I [C#m] think that this theory is a little bit [A] silly
Why don't you ask [D] Harry what [E] he thinks of me [A] really?
Double, double, [N] toil and trouble
Fire burning, cauldron bubble
Double, double, toil [G] and trouble
Something wicked this way comes
Double, double, double, double, double, double, double
[G#m] Come seek us where our _ _ _ _ [C#]
hearts sing above the ground
And [B] now alone you'll have to learn
_ _ [G] To recover what we've done
_ Some say that Myronald was the real hero in all [Em] of this
Because he came [G] back from the future
That's more than preposterous
I guess it seemed weird that Dumbledore was [C] always [G] there
When we needed him most he'd come out of nowhere
Maybe the reason [C] he was so confusing was because he knew [D] exactly what he [C] was doing I'm wrong
[D] And I become Dumbledore [G] too
[D] Don't be silly my [Am] younger self
[G] Now go give that sock to that cute little house elf
[Cm] Next is a theory that is sure to engulf you
About how Greyback turned Malfoy werewolf too
The theory [G#] is based on Borgin and Burkes
[Cm] Where Malfoy showed Borgin his Death Eater perks
But there's just one issue that made people think
We never really see his dark wizarding
So why does he mention Greyback would come visit while showing his arm
Which we're pretty sure isn't a dark mark for sure
Or even a little because of his [F] dad's bad standing with [Cm] Riddle
Malfoy was punished and Fenrir took a bite
Now Malfoy is half-blooded and howls at moonlight
Speaking of half-blood the prince has a secret
Some think that Snape is a [Fm] vampire albeit
When Snape [D#] hints that Lupin [A#] has some dog-like desires
Lupin [F] bites back with an essay on [Cm] vampires
My personal take [Fm] I am terrified of [D#] Snape
Let's keep it a hundred [A#] about rumours you've spread
I always keep garlic [Dm] and this thing on my head
[Cm] Wouldn't you do the same if you were followed by that
Always swooping [F] around like an [Cm] overgrown [Am] bat
Either must die at the hand of the other
But [C] everything changed when he killed Lily Potter
[F] For neither can live while the other survives
[G] But what does that mean?
Can Harry not die?
[G#] Snape's word to Lily being always is clever
Was this our first hint Harry would live for forever?
[F] Speaking of firsts this one is the worst
Creating a [G#] Horcrux was a [A#] packership curse
So what is [Fm] the last step [G#] the Dark Lord must take?
To [A#] lock part of my soul [B] in sight of a snake
[C#m] Well Bertie and Botz let out just [F#m] one flavour
To prevent [E] copycats of [C#m] my cannibal behaviour
One of the saddest theories there are
Hagar [B] can't produce a patronus charm
I [C#m] just do my best to take care of me brother
It's hard to believe we were left by our mother
[G#m] Framed for the events of the [C#] Chamber of [B] Secrets
His only [D#] joy left is his love for [B] unique pets
But most of them have been [C#m] taken away
Maybe I'll see them [B] again someday
Maybe [F#m] Hagar does have just one happy thought
[C#m] So he don't start crying, let's just say he forgot
J.K. has all the tricks we've come to [D#] adore
But what if she's trying to tell [G#m] us something more?
The last theory we [C#m] have would [F#m] bludgeon and beat her
But [B] what if J.K. was [F#m] really Rita Skeeter?
If all [B] of these stories have actually been happening
[C#m] Then Rita is rolling on the floor laughing _ _
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