Chords for The Tubes- Telecide (live)

_ _ _ _ _ Listen boys [C#m] and girls, I'm not the other will, this is a [F#] day job, night job, hot job, nose job, hand job, blow job, back job, snow [F#] job, pouring in a [C#m] pipe job, rather have a knob [G#] job.
Please get to inertial, no time for [C#] commercial, rather be alone, cause I'm going home to visit Kool Jack Paul show.
Happy days at a club, in your bed, never let Johnny cross under that knife, goodbyes make a deal, Johnny's make [C#m] a better [G#] deal.
Feeling so much thinner, I need a TV [B] dinner, _ _ I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna [E] take it anymore.
[F#] _ [C] TV [D] suicide, _ TV suicide, [C#m] _ [C] what a lovely [D] way to die, [C] it's not television suicide.
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TV [D] suicide, _ [C] TV [D] suicide, [C] what a lovely [D] way to die, [C] it's not television [B] suicide.
_ TV [D] suicide, [C] TV [D] suicide, what a lovely [D] way to die, it's [C] not television suicide.
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[C] TV [D] suicide, [A] _ _ what a lovely way to die, it's not television suicide.
TV suicide, TV suicide, [C] what a lovely way to die, it's not television suicide.
[A] It's not [Am] television suicide. _ _ _
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