Chords for The Trailer Park Troubadours - Skinny Women Ain't Hip

Skinny women ain't getting up.
Looks like skinny women is up next.
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_ _ _ _ [A#m] They are.
[B] They are up [D] next.
The top [D#] is better than one of them.
Yeah.
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Next [B] time we'll have a set list by [F#] the door.
You just grab one and [Bm] come in.
[D] Follow along.
You'll get a particular handbook.
Come on up and talk to us.
[F#] _ _ Just tell [D#] us what's next.
[E] Yes.
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Skinny women [Em] ain't here.
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Skinny women [G] ain't [Bm] here.
Skinny women [A] ain't here.
Skinny women [Bm] ain't here.
Skinny women [A] ain't here.
[Em] Don't [C#m] know if I'll meet you [A] by Sunday.
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Oh.
_ _ Well, I've been watching
some of the busiest TV magazines
and I saw them.
Skinny women in their
skinny jeans.
They call them
supermodels and I'll tell you what.
[G#] A model makes a crew.
She ain't got a butt.
[C#m] If you're a barman, [A] marry her.
Make a _ _ [C#m] show.
I'll be [A] flying a plane if you [B] want.
_ Skinny women [E] ain't here.
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Skinny [A] women ain't here.
Skinny women [Em] ain't here.
Skinny women [A] ain't here.
[C#m] Don't know if I'll meet you [A] by _ Sunday.
[B] _ [Em] Skinny women ain't here.
[A] _ _ _ Oh, [E] come on. _ _
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