Chords for The Tiger Lillies - Masturbating Jimmy

_ Masturbating Jimmy [Dm] with his pot of Vaseline
In the [Am] toilet system with his [G] porno magazines
Their pages stuck together [A] from where he dispersed
And on his pot of Vaseline, pubic hair's inert
_ [G] Masturbating Jimmy ha [D] ha ha ha! _ _
_ Masturbating Jimmy ha ha [G] ha _ ha!
_ Masturbating Jimmy, _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] it's suffers his school
Because when he does his homework, he [G] just jerks and jerks and jerks _
_ Masturbating Jimmy, [D] he's going to lose his mind
And if he doesn't lose it, [E] then he's not a [G] good lad.
Oh, _ masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha [D] ha ha!
_ Oh, _ masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha ha [G] ha! _ _ _
Masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha [D] ha ha!
_ Oh, _ masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha [G] ha ha!
_ Oh, he's masturbating _ [D] ten times a day,
Twenty [Am] times, twenty [G] times, on a Sunday.
Well, masturbating Jimmy, _ [D] this has got to stop,
Otherwise you'll know, you'll know, you'll know,
He will not!
Oh, masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha ha _ ha!
Oh, masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha [G] ha ha! _ _ _
_ Masturbating Jimmy!
Ha ha [D] ha _ ha!
Oh, you've only, _ oh you've almost used [G] the lot! _
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