Everything Is Awful Chords by The Taxpayers
Tempo:
142.6 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
Bm
E
C#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
[Bm]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [D]
[A] Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
[A] Something isn't right here but [Bm] I can't put my finger [D]
[E] [A] on!
Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
[A] Something isn't right here [Bm] but I can't put my finger [D] on!
Nothing is right here, [E] but I can't put my finger [A] on it
Pull [C#m]
[D] [A]
[E] [C#m]
[D] [A]
yourself [E] right up with your [C#m] own two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own two [C#m] hands, I hope that [D] you can
[A] Safe damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
Safe [A] damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
[A]
[Bm]
[D]
[A] [Bm]
[D]
By the [Bm] time everyone [D] arrives
The
[A] burners are off and the dishes are [D] done
The [A] lights are turned off and [Bm] the residents are drunk
[D] Passed out in the kitchen while the refrigerator hums and
[A] Even the dogs are [D] asleep
[Dm]
[D] [Dm]
[A]
[D]
[D]
[D] [A]
[Bm] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [D]
[A]
[Bm] [D]
[A] Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
[A] Something isn't right here but [Bm] I can't put my finger [D]
[E] [A] on!
Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
[A] Something isn't right here [Bm] but I can't put my finger [D] on!
Nothing is right here, [E] but I can't put my finger [A] on it
Pull [C#m]
[D] [A]
[E] [C#m]
[D] [A]
yourself [E] right up with your [C#m] own two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope that you can
[A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own two [C#m] hands, I hope that [D] you can
[A] Safe damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
Safe [A] damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
[A]
[Bm]
[D]
[A] [Bm]
[D]
By the [Bm] time everyone [D] arrives
The
[A] burners are off and the dishes are [D] done
The [A] lights are turned off and [Bm] the residents are drunk
[D] Passed out in the kitchen while the refrigerator hums and
[A] Even the dogs are [D] asleep
[Dm]
[D] [Dm]
[A]
[D]
[D]
Key:
D
A
Bm
E
C#m
D
A
Bm
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[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
_ _ [A] Something isn't right here but [Bm] I can't put my finger [D] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] on!
Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
_ _ [A] Something isn't right here [Bm] but I can't put my finger [D] on!
Nothing is right here, [E] but I can't put my finger [A] on it
Pull _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
yourself [E] right up with your [C#m] own two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull _ yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope [D] that you can
_ [A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope that you can
_ [A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own two [C#m] hands, I hope that [D] you can
_ _ [A] Safe damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
Safe _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ By the [Bm] time _ everyone [D] arrives
The _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ burners are off and the dishes are [D] done
_ The _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] lights are turned off and [Bm] the residents are drunk _
[D] Passed out in the kitchen while the refrigerator hums and
[A] _ _ Even the dogs _ are [D] asleep _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
_ _ [A] Something isn't right here but [Bm] I can't put my finger [D] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] on!
Same damn time, [Bm] same fucking place!
[D] Everything around here [E] is awful!
_ _ [A] Something isn't right here [Bm] but I can't put my finger [D] on!
Nothing is right here, [E] but I can't put my finger [A] on it
Pull _ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
yourself [E] right up with your [C#m] own two hands, I hope [D] that you can
[A] Pull _ yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope [D] that you can
_ [A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own [C#m] two hands, I hope that you can
_ [A] Pull yourself [E] right up with your own two [C#m] hands, I hope that [D] you can
_ _ [A] Safe damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place
Safe _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ damn time, [Bm] safe fucking [D] place _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ By the [Bm] time _ everyone [D] arrives
The _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ burners are off and the dishes are [D] done
_ The _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] lights are turned off and [Bm] the residents are drunk _
[D] Passed out in the kitchen while the refrigerator hums and
[A] _ _ Even the dogs _ are [D] asleep _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
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