Stupid Marriage Chords by The Specials

Quoting session.
What _ do you mean?
Oh, it's a quoting session.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ Order.
[A] _ _
[B] My name [E] is Josh Ruffneck [A] and I will not [B] tolerate any [E] disobedience in my courtroom.
[A] _
_ [B] Rude [E] boy, you have been brought in front [A] of me [Bm] and you have been smashing [E] the woman's window.
[A] Before I sentence [B] you, [E] what have you got to say in your defense?
[A] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] I was walking [A] down the street one [B] night [E] when I saw her silhouette [A] in a bathroom [B] light.
[E] Her way of life, [A] baby, nothing [B] to hide.
[E] With her frosted glass, shattered [A] curtains, and [B] white.
_ [D] _ Naked _ [A] _
woman, _ [C] _ naked _ [G]
man.
_ _ [D] Where did [F#m] you [A] get that [C] _ nice, fine [G] time?
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A]
Even a castle _ [C] built on [G] _ sand.
[D] _ _ Naked [A] _
woman, _ [C] _ _ naked [G]
man.
_ _ Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed.
But I can't stop the hatred running through my [E] head.
_ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] Order.
[E] Rude boy, you led me to believe that you [A] were going out with a [B] girl and she [E] left you and married someone else.
[A]
So [B] you got drunk [E] and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's [A] property.
[B] I have come to [E] one conclusion, that is [B] to sentence you to five months [E] in prison.
_ Before they [A] take you down to the [G] cell.
[E] He wanted to be something, [A] but she knows he [B] never will.
[E] She's got him where she wanted [A] and forgot to [B] take her pills.
[E] And he thinks that she'll be happy when [A] she's hanging [B] out the nappies.
[E] If that's a happy marriage, I [A] prefer [B] to be unhappy.
[D] _ _ _ [A] Married woman, _ [C] _ married _ [G]
man.
_ [D] Where _ did you [A] _
get that [C] _ lovely _ [G]
laugh?
_ _ [D] _ _ Missed [A] you _ and [C] _ missed [G] a lot.
_ [D] Where _ did you [A] _
get that [C] _ lovely [G] laugh?
_ _ _ [D] Naked woman, [A] naked man.
[C] Where did you get that [G] nice suntan?
[D] Naked woman, naked man.
[A] _ _ [C] Where did you get [G] that nice suntan?
[D] Naked [A] woman, naked man.
[C] Where did you get [G] that nice [D] suntan?
Naked [A] woman, naked [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ [C]
man.
Where [G] did you get _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [D] _
_ [A] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _
[G] that nice suntan? _ _ _