Chords for The Simpsons - Deep Deep Trouble (Jazzy Jeff Remix)

Hey, what is it?
Oh, give me a break.
Bart!
Go to your room!
Yeah, what?
I don't care what that stupid test says, Bart.
Bart, you're a dimwit.
Trouble, trouble!
Well, you're damned if you do.
What are we talking about?
Well, you're damned if you do.
Where's your sense of humor?
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
Don't make me say it.
Let me start at [Am] the start, then take it away.
My name is Simpson, but I'll [C] amuse you.
That's Bart with an R and a capital B, then Simp.
Plus also and. That's me.
Introductions aside, let's move right along.
You can all sing along at the sound of the gong.
Once upon a time about a week ago, all of a sudden trouble started to grow.
Alarm was buzzing.
I was snoozing.
Supposed to get up now, but I was refusing to let reality become an intrusion.
Because in dreamy green land, I was crooked.
But the bus kept going.
Head kept bumping.
Gave the radio a throw and heard an explosion.
It opened up my eyes.
To my surprise, there stood Homer and [N] his temperature rise.
I was chillin'.
He was yelling.
They saw the story because he was propellin'.
It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone.
The usual jive.
Put your nose to the girl's.
Then I said I'm real sorry, but that didn't cut it.
I started to protest.
Dad said, shut it.
Get up.
Move along.
Move it on the double.
Cause if you don't, [C] you're a deep, deep devil.
Devil!
_ _ _ _ Deep devil!
Devil!
[Bbm] _ _ [C] _ _ [G] Devil!
Deep [C] devil!
Devil!
Devil!
And the humor, Mary.
Bart.
[Eb] Hi, [C] Ann. Hi.
[Bb] How's it going?
I'm doing a little [A] online van.
So I'm in the front yard mowing [C] like crazy.
Sweating [Eb] like a pig and the sun is [C] blazing.
Homer's in [A] the driveway getting in [C] the car with Mom and Lee.
I hope they're going real far.
Then Dad yells, Bart!
And I go, yo!
He goes, you doing it?
And I go, no.
He goes, oh, I heard too slow.
So I step on the gas to speed up the mow.
Didn't see [B] that sprinkler underneath that tree.
Wham!
Shhh!
Raining [D] on me.
I go, whoa!
Homer goes, no, now you can't go.
[Cm] Do the boat show.
[B] This is my thanks after working my butt off.
Homer and the motor and they all start to putt off.
Soak to the bone, standing [D] in a puddle, no one needs to tell me I'm in trouble.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ Deep devil!
[C] [Ab] Devil!
_ _ [E] Deep [G] devil!
Deep devil! Devil!
And the humor, Mary.
And the humor, [C] Bart.
And the humor, Bart.
And the humor, Bart.
And the humor, Bart.
_ [G]
And the humor, Bart.
[E] As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched [C] on a line.
Looking at [Eb] the sky with my sun [C] shades on.
Now I've never ever claimed that I was a smarty.
But inspiration eats me.
[N] Let's have a party!
I called up my pops and they were here in a flash.
We fought other cows.
We started to thrash.
We were shopping.
We stopped at an occasional cross.
I splattered a tube and Nintendo for cash.
We raided the fridge.
[A] Dogs raided the trash.
I got a [Em] little worried when the windows got smashed.
The next thing you know, mom and dad are home.
The kids disappear and I'm all alone.
Everything's silent except for my moan in the low [G] bluesy tone of a saxophone.
They look at me, then they go into a huddle, get the sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ Give me that pedal!
Devil!
[D] _ _ _ _ Give me that pedal!
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ [Bb] Devil!
I'm a buggy baby.
I'm a buggy baby.
[Dm] I'm a [C] buggy baby.
A little epilogue to my tale of sadness.
I was dragged [Eb] down the street by his royal [C] guards.
He rounded the corner and came to a stop for me inside his [N] barber shop.
I said, please just a little off the top.
He shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop.
So on my head there's nothing but sputters.
Man, I hate being in deep, deep trouble.
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
[Em] Give me that pedal!
[Bb] Give me that pedal!
[C] Give me that pedal!
_ [G] Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me [C] that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
[Bb] Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
Give me that pedal!
_ [G] Give me that pedal!
_ [Bb] Hello, [C] _ _ wow man!
_ _ [Bb] Hey, [Gm] what is this!
A spied exile!
[G] _
[C] A spied exile!
_ A spied exile! Hello!
Hello, wow man!
Where has this camera been?
How do I [G] get in there?
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