Chords for the sideboard lyrics

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_ _ _ I phoned up last night, she was going down, she [F] was in a tent up pulling out,
and we had your sister, all in a scruffy look and [G] said,
Papa [F] don't give a [C] muck.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here,
I've got my beer in a sideboard here, let mama sort [C] it out if he comes round here.
I said to me mother, let me have a talk with that so he comes to [G] the telephone,
he wasn't half-assed, she's got no shit to sit in a little pound,
if he comes round here, then [C] it's gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [G] if he comes round here,
I've got my beer in a sideboard here, let Mama [C] sort it out if he comes round here.
I know there's someone else, you know he's never got a job,
he hangs around the business [G] shop, a laissez-lure little yonk mother says
calm down Dad, he's alright, they're out [Cm] there [C] snookin' in the cottage all night.
I don't care, I don't care, [Dm] I don't [G] care if he comes round here,
I've got my beer in a sideboard here, let mama sort it [C] out if he comes round here.
I've got my beer in a [G] sideboard here, let mama sort it out if he comes round here.
I've got my beer in a sideboard here, let mama sort it out if [C] he comes around here.
He was a tramp with a stubble on his chin, he [F] looks like [G] someone to the catwalk
He never got no money, spoke for my fags, got holes in [C] his soul, didn't he think he'd be red?
On top of that he said a jolly well, I got the ump shot a skinny [G] little bitty now
He's sticking out the front now, trapping his feet to fit, and she's a running out of clothes
And he keeps me [C] taking liberties and I punch him on the nose
But I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here
I've got my beer in the side pool dear, let the mother sort [C] it out if he comes round here
If he comes round here
I've got my beer, let the mother sort [G] it out in the side pool dear
I've got my beer, let the mother sort it out
I don't [C] care if he comes round here
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