Chords for The Show Ponies | Whiskey and Wine

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [G] _
_ _ I like whiskey, you like wine, you're the kind of woman that's so refined.
I like horses, you like [A] gin, told you never come around here again.
Up and down, up and down, hot and cold and [C] square and round,
an ever new smile could make [G] somebody frown.
_ [Eb] _ [Em] Cats and dogs, [Bb] wet and [A] dry, you're the cactus of [E] my [C] eye,
I bet you can [G] make a grown man cry. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ You like boys, I like girls, I'll get you on the dance floor, take you to the world.
I know [Gm] what you're looking for, so turn yourself around and find the [Em] door.
Black and white, [Bb] left and [A] right, hugs and kisses at a bar [C] fight,
you and me, we'll [Gm] be day and night.
_ _ [Em]
North and south, east and [A] west, I like the way you wear that dress.
[C] You always try your [G] worst to be your [D] best.
Oh, [Em] _
if I told [A] you, I could hold [D] you, would you play [G] nice?
[D] Or just start a [C] fight, but we're so far [A] apart,
different heads and different [D] hearts, you're always [B] at the end [Em] before I [C] start.
_ I _ _ hate your guts, but you [G] got soul. _
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_ _ _ [C] _ [G] _ I'm like ice, you're like fire, I'm a little lamb, you're barbed wire.
I'm like love, you're like glue, what you want ain't gonna come [Em] through.
Tight and loose, father [A] goose, I'm a cutie and you're a [C] toot.
You're the hangman [G] pulling on [A] my [Bb] noose.
[Em] _ Early, late, small and [A] great, you're good and bad in [C] love and hate,
lock up all your [G] doors and close your [D] gates.
[Em] Oh, _ if I told [A] you, I could hold [D] you, would you play [G] nice?
[D] Or just start a [C] fight, but we're so far [A] apart,
different heads and different [D] hearts, you're always at the end [Em] before [C] I start. _ _ _
I hate your guts, but you got [D] soul.
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_ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [G] I love you. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ [A] _ [G] _ [A] _ [Gbm] _ _ [Gb] _ [D] _
_ [C] _ _ Girl, _ [Ebm] _ _
[Gm] _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] _
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[Ab] you take my breath away.
Then go ahead and suffocate.
I wanna treat you like a queen.
I sent you to the guillotine.
Call me crazy.
Okay, fine.
I wish that [Abm] I could make you mine.
I'm Bloomingdale's and you're the fire.
[Ab] _ _ _
Call me stupid.
Yes, you are.
Don't care about your daddy's car.
And I don't like horse [N] rider PPR.
[D] _ [Em] Oh, if I told [A] you, I could hold [D] you, would you play [Gm] nice?
Or just start a [C] fight, but we're so far apart,
[Db] different heads and different [D] hearts, you're always at [B] the end [C] before I start. _ _
_ [G] I hate your guts, but you got soul. _
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_ _ [A] _ _ [D] Jackson, _ _ you're big, [A] tall, cute, and manly. _ _
_ [D] Jackson, _ [E] _ feel my [Am] J-Pants.
_ _ _ _ Whoa, we got