Rut-A-Lot Chords by The Rutles

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Anyone here heard of the Rutherwoods?
Ah right, right, right.
This show within a show is called Rut-A-Lot.
And it's kind of a medley.
And we hope to take it to Las Vegas, don't we?
We do, we do, we really do.
Really, really do.
Okay, so if you know any of this, do join in. _ _
_ People [Am] were proud in [Dm] Dover by Cali
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Papers were [Bm] loud, but ever so pally
[Gm] People would shout, [Am] joking about
[Bb] The smoke and the [C] soot
Mother would put [Dm] the milk bottles out
We [F] had a good time in Dover [Dm] by Cali
[F] Grandsister Cline [Bbm] and Father [Gm] O'Malley
To clip your ear [Am] and steer you clear
Of the [Bb] phony man [C] in the ice cream [Dm] van
Who talks so queer
[C] _ [F] Dover by [Am] Cali takes me [A] back
And in my mind [Bb] I see
_ Happy smiling [Am] faces
[A] If I flock my [Bb] memory
Dover by Cali
And then came tea
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Our _ _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] _
things [D] to do
_ _ _ [A] Spending the day [D] in a [C] colourful way
[Gbm] Blue apart
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] Drifting along on a cotton wool cloud
[Em] Dreaming of drum [G] _
majorettes
_ [C] Swastika nightingales
[Cm] Crowned on your cheek
An elephant never forgets
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At times like these when [D] enemies
[Em] Connumber more than friends
A [C] friend indeed is what I need
[Em] Not someone who pretends
I'm on [C] my way, I cannot stay [G] another day
A [C] glass of wine with [D] Gertrude Stein
I know [Em] I'll never share
But [C] I don't mind, that's just the kind
Of [Em] cross each man must bear
I'm on my way, I [D] cannot stay another [G] day
_ [Em] _ North of Brussels and [G] of Azole
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_ [Em] Nature's calling and [C] I must go [G] there
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I've always thought
[Bm] In the back of my mind
[C] Cheese and onions
I've _ _ _ _ [G] _
always thought
[Bm] That the world was unkind
[C] Cheese and onions
Do _ _ _ _ [Am]
I [E] have to spell [D] it out?
[Bm] _ [G] C-H-E-E-S-C [Bm]-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N [C]-S Oh no
_ _ _ _ _ Not on the sheet
[D] _ [Em] Keep yourself _ [A] clean
Or [C] be a handspeed
[D] Like [G] a dinosaur
_ [C] Not on device
[D] But [Em] everything nice
[A] You [C] better think twice
[D] At [G] least once more
_ [C] Not on the sheet
[D] _ [Em] Keep yourself _ [A] clean
Or [C] be a handspeed
[D] Like a [G] dinosaur
_ _ [C] Not on device
[D] But [Em] everything nice
[A] You [C] better think twice
[D] At [G] least once more
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