Questionnaire Chords by The Rutles

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[Em] Hey, Mr.
Man in the street, excuse me, _ _ do you have a few moments to spare?
Oh yeah, [Am] _ don't worry I'm [D] not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want, [G] I'm just a questioner.
_ Tell me what you think about this low [C#]-fat diet shampoo.
_ _ [F] Do you think it's crunchy, hot [D] crunchy or not [Gm] crunchy at all?
_ [C] Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's [F] nothing to it.
_ Yes, [C] no, [A#] don't, no, I don't care, I'm [F] only a questioner, _
[Am] [C] only a questioner.
_ [Em] _ Please, Mr.
Man in the street, believe me, _ _ I'm only doing my job and I need to know.
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Everything [D] about you, take it easy, all you gotta do [G] is answer yes or no.
_ Tell me what you think about the devil and the deep blue [C#] sea. _
_ [F] Do you think there's one true God [D] or fuck God or no God [Gm] at all?
_ [C] Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's [F] nothing to it.
_ Yes, no, don't, [A#] no, I don't care, [F] I'm only a questioner.
_ Yes, no, don't, [A#] no, I don't care, I'm [F] only a questioner. _
[C] Only a questioner.
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[D] _ _ Now can [G] you tell me what you think about how easy it [C#] can be to buy a gun?
_ _ [F] _ Do you think it's crazy, [D] hot and crazy or not crazy [Gm] at all?
Put [C] a tick in the appropriate box.
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