Chords for the replacements-shaved eyebrows interview

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[Bm] I don't know, we're probably the _ last in a [A] breed, you know, I wouldn't say we're like
[N] the last rock and roll band, but _ _ [Em]
we're old enough [Dm] to be, we're really not a rock and
roll [Eb] band, we're a [Bm] punk band, you know, I mean as much as we say we're not, we are.
[Abm] You [G] can't get away from it, I mean if we would be in a different life we'd still be sort
of like the outcast that didn't really fit into, [E]
you know, the mainstream.
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_ [E] _ _ _ Europe isn't a good [F] place for a band [N] like us, because they already snub Americans anyway,
but, where I think, [Gm] they think that we're not fashionable [G] enough, we look stupid, we
act stupid, we're just a rock and roll band.
[E] They don't like us much, I mean I think we're old fashioned, but [N] you know, I guess everything
comes in cycles, we're not, we don't use machines.
We're not pretty.
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We're not [Bm] pretty.
_ _ _ Curiosity.
_ [A] _ [B] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] [Bm] What is it?
What is it? _
[Em] I tried to [B] find something [N] that would rhyme with million, all I could think was chill.
_ [A] Stuff that we sometimes really like is [Gm] not looked upon [Gb] as our greatest [N] musical achievements.
All the things we have fun with, we feel is our best.
You know what I say when you're making music?
Excuse me?
You know what I say when you're making music?
[E]
A lot of times [Dm] I don't know what I mean, I really don't, and you know, if it sounds [Gm] good
I mean, I don't understand [G] half of my lyrics either, so I can see where people are confused
and they think [Am] it's vague, because I guess it [B] is, but I'm not sure exactly what I want
to say, [G] I just know the feeling it [N] conveys, you know.
I come up with the major ideas and they turn them into what it's going to be.
I [G] mean, every one of the [Gb] songs I could [Dm] have [Gm] done on my own, it would have sounded different,
like Bastards Young might have been on piano with a pump organ, [F] but you know, [G] the way the
band plays is what the band is, the music is from the band.
_ _ I don't know what we could go [N] to next, if we tried a rap record, that would be the absolute
worst thing we could possibly do.
So we might [D] give it a whirl.
[Bb] What's that?
Why'd you shut your eyes?
What, are they gone?
We [Bm] did it for a laugh, we laughed like hell for a whole night.
This is a prank on [Bb] the Young Fresh Fellows, I ain't looking real good.
Most people don't notice, [F] they just think you [Gm] look sick, you look [Ab] bad, like it lowers
your IQ [G] by 50 [Bb] points.
[E] _ What the hell are you doing? _ _
I think we're addicted to [Ebm] making fools of [Bb] ourselves.
We need psychiatric treatment, [Gm] seriously.
More than wanting to [N] make it, we don't want to quit.
To be really big is not our goal, but to quit, [G] we can't do that, [D] that's not in us, it's hanging up.
[Dbm] [Em] We don't have any real [B] advice.
[E] Take a look at us and make up your own mind. _ _ _
If you love your parents, you'll know what to do.
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_ _ [E] You'll know what to do.
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