Chords for The Puppini Sisters - I Can't Believe I'm Not A Millionaire

_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _ _ I [G] woke up this morning [D] with a strange sense of dread
_ [Gb] _ [G] _ Brewed my own _ coffee, [Ab] laid on [Db] _ [Ab] bed
_ [D] _ _ _
[Gb] No breakfast laid [Bm] out, no freshly baked bread
_ _ [E] I _ [Em]
had a Pop-Tart [A] _ instead _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[G] Flushed through my closet [D] to find a clean dress
_ _ _ [G] _ _
Nothing's been washed, [Ab] the _ _ [Abm]
place is [Bbm] a mess
[E] _ _ [D] _ _
Looked for [Gb] my limousine, [Bm] once more it's not there
_ _ [G] _ _
I [Gm] can't believe I'm [D] not a millionaire
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Gb] _ _
Where is the room [Bm] that holds my _ shoes?
_ [Gb] _ _
That's New Diva, Lover [Bm] and _ Private Muse
_ [Db] _ [B] _ _ _
_ Invitation _ [Em] to Elton Bash
_ _ [E] But most of all, [Ab] where is my [A] cash? _
[Ab] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [G] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
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_ [B] _ _ _ [Am] _ [G] _ [Em] _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ [Gb] Where is the room [Bm] that holds my _ shoes?
_ _ [Gb] _ That's New Diva, Lover [Bm] and Private _ Muse
_ _ [B] _ _ My _ invitation [Em] to Elton Bash
_ _ [E] But most [Ab] of all, where is [A] my cash?
[C] _ _
[G] _ Oh, _ [D] _ _ Diva
[G] _ No _ [D] _ lobster _ inside
_ _ [G] _ _ Tears at the checkout, _ _ [Abm] [Ab] this don't feel right
_ [D] _ _ [Gb] And as I lock my banks [Bm] up three flights of _ [D] stairs
[G] _ _ [Gm] I can't believe I'm [D] not a millionaire _ _
_ _ [Abm] Oh, [G] _ _ I [Gm] can't believe I'm [D] not a millionaire _ _
[A] _ _ [Ab] Oh, [G] _ _ I can't [Gm] believe _ _ [G] I'm not a [D] millionaire _ _ _
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