Chords for The Psychiatrist's Joy From Kingaroy- CHAD MORGAN

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_ _ _ _ Women sure are lovely things, most fellas think so too.
I'd like to tell you all about [G#] a Sheila I once knew.
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I met her at Kingaroy where all the peanuts grow.
And I tell you friends [G#] without a doubt she's the biggest nut [C#] I know.
_ [F#] But don't you people get the notion [C#] that she wasn't cute.
[D#] You should have seen that Sheila's [G#] nose, boy was it a beaut.
[C#] She used to stand outside the pub in sunshine, rain or hail.
And the fellas used to use her [G#] snout for a hitch and [C#] rail. _ _
_ _ She had a very soothing voice, she bellowed like a bull.
So we yoked her with the [G#] bulletin to see how she could pull.
[C#] Although she hauled a load of logs through six inches of mud.
In the end we had to let her [G#] go cause she wouldn't chew [C#] her cup. _ _
[F#] Once I tried to steal a kiss so [C#] I sneaked past her big snout.
[D#] But I got tangled in her [G#] beard and I couldn't get out.
So the copper brought [C#] a reaping hook and began to hack away.
By the time that he had got me free he'd cut all next year's hay.
_ _ _ She had a set of teeth like mine but she was no dope.
She cleaned them with a scrubbing [G#] brush and carbolic soap.
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_ _ They tell me now that she's okay, she's got a mighty job.
She reckons it's _
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a trip she hangs around _ _ and he smartly signs her [G#] on cause she's a beaut packer.
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