The Presidents of the USA - More Bad Times Chords

1, 2, 3, 4. _ _ _ _ _
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_ You never had rabies, you never gained weight,
You never drank poison, you watched what you ate,
You never came home with a terrible scar,
You never sewed much as good as scratch up my car,
You never got measles, you never got gout,
You never got dizzy and you never fell out,
You never suggested we all play charades,
You never picked up any live hand grenades,
You twisted your ankle, I carried you,
You got a divorce so I married you,
You fell off a cliff so I buried you,
I wish there were more bad times to see you through,
Wish there were [G#] more bad _ [C#] _ _ _
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_ _ _ times.
I wish that my _ _
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You never lost contact, you never leaked oil, you never drank cleanser and you never ate foil
You never got hurt by sticks and stones, never choked on any big chicken bones
You never got mauled by a mad fat boon, you never lost all the air in your balloon
You never got poked in the eye with a spork, you never got sick from all that leftover pork
You twisted your ankle, I carried you, you got a divorce so I married you
You fell off a cliff so I buried you, I wish there were more bad times to see you through
Wish there [G#] were more bad times
So [F#] many things did [C#] go [G#] wrong
But the list [C#] is not long enough, not enough bad things to fill up a song
_ Wish there were more bad times
Wish there were more bad times
Wish there were more bad times
Wish there were more bad times
I'd rather gather [F#] your bones, mop [C#] up this mess, [G#] scrub us all spotless, wreck our success
I was holding your hand when it fell on the floor, when you left you broke the knob on the door
I wish there was more
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