Chords for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

_ _ _ _ _ And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
_ Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of Scallywags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
_ We are the Pirates [C#] Who Don't Do Anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie [F#] around.
[G#] And if you ask us [C#] who do anything, [A#m] _ [G#] we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. _ _ _
_ Well, I've never been to Greenland and [C#] I've never been to Denver.
And [G#] I've never buried [F#] treasure in St.
Louis or St.
Paul.
[G#] And I've never been to Moscow and [C#] I've never been to Tampa.
[G#] And I've never [F#] been to Boston [G#] in the pool.
We're the _ Pirates Who [C#] Don't Do Anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie [F#]
around.
And if [G#] you ask us who do [A#m] anything, [G#] we'll just tell you, _ we don't do anything. _ _ _ _
And I've never hoisted a mainstay and [C#] I've never swabbed a poop [G#] deck.
And I've never feared a starboard [F#] because I never sail at all.
[G#] And I've never walked the gangplank [C#] and I've never owned that ferret.
[G#] And I've never been [F#] to Boston [G#] in that ball.
Cause we're the Pirates [C#] Who Don't Do Anything.
[F#] We [G#] just stay at home and lie [D#] around.
[F#] _ [G#] And if you ask us [C#] who do anything, [A#m] _ [G#] we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. _
_ _ _ Well, I've never plucked a rooster and [C#] I'm not too good at ping pong.
And [G#] I've never thrown my mashed [F#] potatoes up against the wall.
[G#] And I've never kissed a chipmunk and [C#] I've never gotten head likes.
[G#] And I've never [F#] been to Boston [G#] in the fall.
Huh?
[F#] What are you talking [B] about?
[E] What the rooster [F#] and mashed potatoes have [C#] to do with [E] being a [F#] pirate?
Hey, that's [B] right.
We're [G#m] supposed to sing [F#] about the [C#] piratey things.
[F#] _ And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's [B] just nonsense.
[E] Why [F#] even bring it up?
Am I right?
[C#] What [E] do you think?
[F#] I think you look like [B] Captain Crunch.
[G#m] Huh?
[F#] No, [C#] I don't.
[F#] Do too.
Do not.
You're making me [B] hungry.
[E] That's it.
You're [F#] walking the plank.
Says [C#] who?
Says the [E] captain.
[F#] Says who?
Oh yeah?
[B] Aye aye, [G#m] Captain [F#] Crunch.
_ [C#] _
Bug!
_ [F#] _ Yikes!
And [G#] I've never licked a [C#] spark plug and I've [F#] never sniffed a stink [G#] bug.
And I've never painted [D#] daisies on a big red rubber ball.
[G#] And I've never [C] bathed in [C#] yogurt and I don't look [F#] good in leggings.
You just don't get it.
And [G#] we've never [D#] been to Boston in [G#] the _ fall.
_ _ _ _ Pass the [G] chips. _
_ [A#] Who's got the remote [D#] control?
[G#] Here it is.
[A#] Time for Geraldo.
It's [G#] definitely [A#] time for Wapner.
[D#] Oh, I don't [Cm] like this show.
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