Ya Mama Chords by The Pharcyde

[Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yo man you gotta be, you know you gotta be on the dime man, what's up?
Yo Rup Doc, [N] Word up bro, chat, uh, we need some Rup to be like Rop and Lommie
Ay man, what are you [Ebm] granddaddling all that?
You suck somebody, you know what I'm saying?
Oh you suck somebody, [B] so uh, yeah
Yeah bro, we do that right, right now
[N] What's up with that?
Your momma is so fat
How [B] fat is she?
Your momma is so big and [Ebm] fat that she can get jimmy with 22 burritos
Sometimes her ruff, I [B] seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
She's that fat, your momma smokes crack
She got a burning yearning and it's no turning back
Her nipples [Eb] drag down through the ground [E] when she walks
Stick [B] comes out that bitch mouth when she talks
Take it on a mountain top, you need more than a pistol
She riding on a horse, drinking whiskey out of pistols
She got the wings to take all of an African's back
Her middle name is [Gm] Mud, [Db] bone and on top [Eb] of all that
Your momma [D] got a glass eye with [Ebm] a fish in it
Your momma got a glass eye with a fish in it
Your momma got a glass eye with a fish in it
Your momma, your momma
_ She's in the [B] drive with some ox with her big butt
She's sucking dirt out of the ice cream truck
She's got the back of cheese [Ebm] corn and a club
Poppin' mama's gluten foods on my [B] loop and my group
She has the muscles for [Ebm] no sit-nights, she's not pretty
Oh what a [B] beanie, got that glass beanie filled up with gulay
[Ebm] Dancing for the kiddies on a flip-flop
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [B] She's got the wings to take all of an African's back
Her middle name is Mud, bone and on top of all that
Your momma got the wooden legs
_ Hey, who killed [Ebm] me?
I said your momma got [B] the wooden legs
Your momma, your momma, your momma
Stop talking about your momma, do [N] what mommy did
I went to your house and she looked me on [Ebm] the cheek
I said, excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you
At the Palladium way back in Sebringa
Cause you was beat by some African
Dancing for a loo roll, in some bright red boxer drawers
You said your momma was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and [B] got hair on her tongue
Your momma, your momma, she uses [D] boots
And I saw her riding a horse, she's drinking Piana boots
[Gb] She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat
Her middle [Gm] name is Mud, bone and on top of [N] all that
Your momma's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Your momma's got a peg leg with a kickstand
I said your momma's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Your momma, your momma, your momma
Awww, your momma's so fat
How [Eb] fat is she?
We brought up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates [B] were black, [Ebm] I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost, but I was caught by the T-strap
Heaven forbid, [B] a giant bot would get wet
And that would blow me round the [Ebm] world in a day
We drove [Eb] her to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a stripper
Like she's hanging on a [Ebm] mountain top, shooting on a blitzer
She's riding on a horse, drinking [B] whiskey out of its feet
So [Gb] we ended up in a [Eb] African bath
_ [E] _ _ Her middle name is Mud, [D] bone and on top of all that
Your [G] momma's got an afro [Ebm] with a jit strap
Your momma's got an afro with a jit strap
I said your momma's got an afro with a jit strap
Your momma, your [Bb] momma, your _ [Eb] momma
Your momma got [N] nice panties
_ Your _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _
_ _ momma would make sex [Ab] threats to Ricky Vance
Your momma jacked me for that little sip, nigga
Your [Ebm] momma was walking down the runway
With a 99 cent pile of bag deal
_ Your momma was a sellout, nigga
Your momma, your momma, [Abm] your momma
Your momma did a pop too, nigga
[Dbm] Your momma's life is so crazy
[B] She gets me into a medicine, she gives me a way back _
Your momma got a greasy board under her back
She got a sticky for me and you and everything
[N] Your momma be [A] hook fishing with a hook and [Eb] reel
At the frozen food [Bm] section
Your [N] momma got Play-Doh teeth
_ Your momma be eating Dave's like now and later, nigga
Shrew on the Simpsons, nigga
Your momma so fat you can't even see her legs
It just look like she's gliding across the