Chords for The Muffs on The New Music, Toronto 1993

_ _ [A] I don't _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ [B] think you need [D] _ _ [A] me there.
Thirty second blast of the old school punk rock. _
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_ _ Tonight, I'm in danger.
I would say to love that way.
[G] Hello, can I eat you?
I think we look a little world, road weary just because it's the last day.
I think normally we're crazier and more, you know, but we're like kind of tired.
I'm [F#] tired.
No, she's not [E] tired.
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_ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C#] Yeah, [G#] yes, we wanted a fun band, [A] like rockin', loud guitars, [Em] like fun.
Not enough fun bands around anymore.
Good songs.
There are barely any fun songs.
[F] I mean songs, no fun songs.
I kicked some ass. _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ No, this is my first [D] band.
_ First real band.
First real [F#m] band with good songs.
[G] It's pointless being where [F#m] you love _ [G] being.
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [G] We should realize [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [D] that we can [E] be.
She's leading up to something, I think.
I'm only kidding, I'm only kidding.
It was fun in [A#] 1986.
The [E] Pandoras.
That's when it was cool, but [G#] then in 89 we wheeled through town and we sucked.
[G] We were metal.
Yeah, you played here in Toronto, huh?
Yes, we did.
We played that metal.
[E] It was bad.
They came and whaled some metal for you.
Rock and roll!
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_ [D] Oh, _ _ [A] _ _ _
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well, [A] that's why we started this band, because we hated the old [C#] stuff and we wanted to do the stuff that we really fell in love with when we were young,
which was [D] poppy, loud punk [G] rock.
Loud, loud!
Guitars!
Loud guitars.
So they picked up guitars and [A] cranked it out.
Still don't know how to play, but we're learning.
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[D] _ _ [D] No, _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [D] _ [G] no, we've been covering since the very first single.
We did a cover for our sub-pop [D] single, B-Side, on our [A] latest single.
We just picked [F] good obscure songs.
Yeah, like Beat [E] Your Heart Out, Stupid [A] Jerk, The Robot, [E] Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In.
Yeah, [C#m] well, that's not that obscure, but [B] it's a cool song now.
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[F#] _ _ [C#] We do mostly originals.
[G] We do mostly originals, but we do three, four covers.
[A#] Those men probably take themselves seriously. _ _
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_ [F] _ [G] _and
you do everything [F#m] _ _ [Dm] _
you do tonight.
[A#] Please don't [G] walk away. _
Please don't walk away.
It's a pretty [G#] democratic, equal thing.
[G] It's not like these girls front our band or anything like that.
I think girls could probably do a better job.
I'm probably gonna quit.
Didn't Kurt Cobain say that already?
I [N] think Kurt Cobain already said that.
Did you read that?
No.
Hey, I think women and men playing together is all about coming together.
As human beings, as human beans.
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